You And Me by Niketan Toshan
Me & you.....
(My Romantic Dream)(parts of love)
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Ek din fbok feak acc. pe chat kar rha tha......tabhi ek ladke ka msg aya...uska nam tha Gajar Love.
Mene prfile ka nam padha aur comfused ho gya..add kar liya...tabhi vo bhi online tha...
Gajar-hi......c
Me-yar me bina chit chat ke milta nhi......
Gajar-ok...i am 23/5.8 gud looks..
Me-ok...
Gajar-aur kuch.....
Me-nhi nhi ye nhi bas bina chat ke me itne jaldi nhi milta koi mad bhi hota.....
Gajar-u like gajar halwa??
Me-yes..kyu??
Gajar- so u like me...
Mene msg padha ke has diya...phir mene deside kar liya ki mil lu.......me gya milne....hamne pehele hi ek chouk pe jagah deside karli.....me gya to samne ek ladka baik pe khada tha.....formal safed shirt....black formal paint usme black show......me dekhta hi rha....socha iske sath kya bolunga ki iske samne me mad na dikhu.....vo baik se utra mere pass aya...
Me-hi gajar...
He-i am sumit...
Me-ok..
He-to u like gajar halwa??
Me-ha aaj se to kuch jada hi pasand ayga...mitha to aaj ho hi jayga
He-kyu???
Me-tume kiss jo karunga.....
Usne apni baik pe bethaya aur sham ke 6 baje ham park gye....
Wha betha gye......
Me-ok....to tum milte jaldi ho....aur kiss karte ho..jaldi hi...
He-ha yar halwa jaldi khana padta nhi to thanda ho gya to phir garam karna padega......
Me- jada hi smart ho tum to.....
Usne dhire se mera hath pakda...aur aakho me aakhe dal ke bola .
“I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second......I am catastrophicall
me uske aakho me sirf dekhte rha socha kya bolu........
mene bhi usko galo ho hath lagaya and i kiss him........tab tak 7 baj gye the...usne mera hath pakad kar benche se khada kar diya......aur kaha..
''chalo ajay ek chakar lagate he''
mene bhi kaha ''thik he''
chalte chalte usne mera hath pakda aur kaha ''“I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you''
mene bhi uske hath ko kasake pakad liya....and ham park me andhere me kho gye.........
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yar bas mera dream he ye....isa kuch ho jaye.........
me and You...
(parpose day)
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Mere ghar pe teres pe...rat ke 10 baje...teres pe gate hue..
Me- kab aaoge...kab aaoge...jism jan juda hogi kya tab aaoge...der na ho jaye kahi der na ho jaye...
Phiches gajar..
He- tumne bulaya aur ham chale aaye...
Me-jinda rehene ke liye teri kasam ek mulakat jaruri he sanam....
Usne pichese hug kiya aur kan ko datose halke kate hue bola..
He-bade gane ga rhe ho..
Me-aaj ekne prapose mara..
He-kon tha vo badnasib..
Me-badnadib..??
Usne aur jore se katate hue...
He-congo..
Me-tumne nhi mara kisi ko...
He-yes class ki ladkine mara nisha ne..
Meri aakhe thodi khuli ho gai..me to majak kar rha tha...but nisha uske piche pehele si thi...
Me-ohhh vo...acha he..
Thoda ghusse me..
Me-tumne reply kya diya..
He-ha bol diya usse....uska dil nhi tod paya...
mene usse zataka deke use dur kiya.....aur bol chilla ke.
Me-jao uske pass..yha kyu aye??
he-kuch saman rehe gya tha tumhare pass..
Me-oohhhhh ok ok.....lejao apne gulkand ki botal..khila dena nisha ki bachhi ko...
He-aur..
Me-aur kya be??
He-mera dil....
me- dil dil dil
he-ek kam karo apne pass hi rakho..
He-mera jo dil tumhre pass he usse sambhal ke rakho .bohot sare chorne ate he mere pass...tumhare pass rha to koi hath nhi laga payga....na laga pai vo
Meri aakhe khuli ki khuli...
Vo ghutne pe betha aur bolta..
He-daroga sahab..mere dil apne pass rakh ke sambhal ke rakhoge???
Badi si smaile dete hue..
Me-yes...
He- i love u.
Me-i love u too gajar..
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Happy Prapose day frnds....
Me and You...
(Chocoklet Day)
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Me apne ghar tha..subha subha nahake ke bhagwan ki puja ki...
Mera fast jo tha..
Gajar darwaje pe aya....mumy ne mere bedroom me bhej diya...
Gajar mumy ko bolta..
"mumyji muze kapde cheng karna he...me darwaja laga du.."
Meri mumy simpal thi...unhone ha bol diya..vo black shirt blue jeans pehenke aya..
Me-kitna zut bolte ho..
He-kamine happy chocoklet day...
Me-hmmm thanx..
Jeb se ek chocoklet nikala..
He-ye khao...
Me-sorry mera fast he..
Usne meri colar pakdi diwar pe chipka diya....ek dam apne face ke samne face laya...
He-kiss me..
Me usse kabhi kiss ke liye nhi ni bolta tha...
Mene usse de diya...
Usne jeb se Cadburry Silk nikala....puri naram ho gai thi...usne khud ke lips lagaya......phi
He-now kiss me again...
Ab me soch me gir gya...kiss nhi karta to vo naraj ho jata..me chocoklet kha nhi sakta tha...
Phir bhi mene kar liya....
Aur aakhir chocoklet mere pet me chali gai...
Mene ghusse me kaha..
Me-kamine chain gir gya..
He-aaj chocoklet day he....tum bina muh mitha kare rehete to mera din thik nhi jata tha........
Mene has diya...mene phir kiss kiya.....
Me-love u yar..
He-love u too guru sahab...
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Happy Chocoklet Day frnds.......
Me and You...
(Promise Day)
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Me ghar me hi tha....subhase uska koi call nhi koi msg nhi aya...me soch rha tha ki kahi kisi class ladki ko date to nhi kar rha...kahi ignor to nhi kar rha........ye call bhi nhi utha rha kuch nhi.....dar bhi lag rha tha....
Mene 7 baje phir call kiya...agar vo nhi uthata to me usse msg bolta ki
'' ye last call nhi uthaya to uske bad kabhi nhi karunga..and break up ''
Phir deside kiya call kiya aur uski mumy ne call uthaya..
Me-hello kamine kaha the...
Mumyji-beta me aunty bol rhi hu...
Me-ye kaha he???
Mumyji-uska accident ho gya....pair ko laga he uske....
Me-me aa sakta hu milne..
Mumyji-ha.....
Mene tayari ki....ek simpal tshir peheni aur ghar chala gya...
Mumyji ne darwaja khola...muze unhone bedroom me le gye....
Mumyji-beta tum kuch khaoge??
Mene socha agar na bolunga aunty ji pass me bethegi..mene dhirese bola..
Me-thode Pohe bana dijiye..
Mumyji- thik he..jao andar...
Mene darwaja khola vo leta tha.....
Uske baju me beth gya....
Usne aakhe kholi.....
Mene dhirese bola..
Me-gajar...ye halwa kaise ban gya..
He-tum kyu aye itne dur..
Me-halwa khane..
He-plz shut ur mouth..
Me-hmmmmm
He-itne dur kyu aye??
Me-tum bata nhi sakte ho ek bar call kar ke ki kya hua??
he-kya bata me??tume hurt nhi karna chahta tha...
Me-hurt to tum ab kar rhe yar...tum to paraya kar rhe....kyu me layak nhi...
Meri aakhe lal ho gai thi.....
He-tum ro mat..plz..
Me-na me nhi rota but aisa kyu??
He-muze nhi acha lagta kisi ko koi problem batane ko..
Me-tume pata he...tum call aur msg nhi karte ho...me kuch bura sochta hu..muze lagta he ki tum muze ignor kar rhe...tum kisi aur ke pass ja rhe ho.....pata he me negtive sochta hu.....to tum muze bata ke postive sochne ko majbur nhi kar sakte.....
He-plz yar chup beth ja...
Me-ja promise dedo muze...tum dil ki bat muze bataoge...
He-nhi kar sakta..
Meri aakho se pani nikal hi gya..
Me-itna bhi nhi kar sakte.....dil ki bat bolne se tumhara dard muze nhi milne wala..par me try to kar sakta hu tume me nikalu wha se....phir mera fayda hi kya reltion me reheke??
He-yane??
Me-me tumhare dukh me hi sath nhi de sakta..to me ab se sukh me bhi nhi dunga..
He-plz aisa kuch mat karo..
Me-give me a promise..u shear everthing in ur life..
Usne meri aakhe puchli....
He-yes buddy...
Tabhi mumy phiche aa gai..mene jaldi se aakhe pochli...
Mumy-kyu kya hua beta..
Me-kuch nhi me usse bata rha tha gajar ka halwa kaise banta..
Mumy-lo pohe kha lo.........
Me-i love gajar ka halwa..
He-lovee too yar
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You and Me......
[kiss day and hug day]
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Aaj kiss day......kal accident ki wajah se usse milna nhi hua......
Mere ghar koi nhi tha to mene sham ko bula liya usse...
5 baj gye the....
Me-kaise ho.??
Usne direct hug kiya....aur jor se bolta
He-happy hug de buddyy...
Me jor se hasne laga...
Me-hug de???
Jo ghusse se
He-pagal hud day...
Phir vo bhi hasne lag gya...
Me-but aaj to kiss day he..
He-to kiss kar lete..
Vo ek dam pass aya..mene uske muh par hath rakh diya...
Me-no way......muze aise kiss karne acha nhi lagta..koi romantic barish me kiss acha karenge..
He-itne der w8
Me-yes swt hrt...
Usne apni ghadi nikali, vollet mobail sab nikala......hat
Shower shuru kiya and dhire se bola..
He-ab to barish bhi ho rhi...jor se ab to kiss ho hi sakta he..
Mene bhi usse responce diya and kiss ho gya...
He-i love u swt hrt..
Me-love u tooo bhondu...
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Happy hug and kiss day frnds.....
You and Me
(First Date)
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Din ke 2 baj rhe the...mai w8 kar rha tha apne new date ka.....tabhi ek formal blue shirt black paint mai....
Mai ussse dekha and jagah se khada hoke shake hand kiya....
Me-hi..
You-hi...sry jada w8 karaya kya?
Me- koi bat nhi bill tum hi bhar dena 30 min let ho gye...
You- ohhhhhhhh......
Me-tum ne 2nd msg mai hi milne ko kyu bulaya.??whts ur name ??kya karte ho bataya bhi nhi...
He-itne sare sawal ek sath...
Me-i read ur stry ''why u dnt hv time for me''
Me-thanx yar...
You-thanx kyu?
Me-koi to padha...hahahah
You-
you- iam aakash
Me-ok..
You- CA hu..
Me-ok..
You-tume samz rha mai kya bol rha..
Me-nhi yar..utna samzdar hota to yha hota..
You- muze lag rha tumhari stry real hone ka time aa gya..
Me-yane..
You- muze hero bana hai tumhari stry mai..
Me-ok to....
You-are mad i love u...
Me-ohhhhhhh hahahahaha...di
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To my frnds aakash....heheh
Tumhe hero bana diya......
(its fake stry)
You and Me.....
(holi special)
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Holika dahan ho gya tha...rat ke 11 baj gye the.....road pe gajar and me chal rha tha........suns
Me-maaja aa gya..
He-ha..tum holi khelne wale ho ki nhi...
Me-nhi....skin kharab nhi karni..
He-ohhhhh
Me- Holi kuch jada badi jala ke tree ko nuksan nhi kiya??
He-hmmmmm, rehete tumhare jaise.....khud ki khushi ke liye dusro ko taklif dete..
Me dekhte hi rha..
Me-what??me kya kiya..
He-socho....
Me-plz plz bolo...
He-khud ki khushi ke liye mera sukh chain chura liya...meri ninde chura li...jine ke rang chura liye
Me- jao de deta.....
He- naraj ho gye kya..
Muh ko utar ke bol diya..
Me-nhi...
He- ek kam karo rehene do...usme aur thoda apne pyar ka colour add kar dena....
Usne jeb se colour nikal ke mere mathe se lagate huie...mere lips tak laga diya.....face ki ek side puri red gulal se rang gya...
He-pimpal aa gye to samz jana ki rang achese pakka ho gya...
Vo bolke wha se bhag gya....
Me-kamine ruk gajar..kaccha kat dalunga tume...
Vo bhi thodi dur jake ruk ke bolta..
He- pyar ka rang he..pimpal nhi aa gya..love u swt hrt happy holi..
Aur bhi vo bolke bhag jata.....
Happy Rangpanchmi...
(just simpal stry..imaginati
You and me
(Break up Time)
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You- Last time break up hua...tum kyu aye??kyu msg dala...aaj phir 2 bate sunane yha yha bhopal ki galiyo me bulaya....
Me- last time pass aya tha kyu ki dur nhi jana tha...muze laga tum bhi soch rhe isliye tum aye..
You- mai nhi aya tha.....yar chod do bat karna bohot ho gya...
Me- aaj se 9 month ho jayenge,....itn
You- i am busy means busy....tum kis din se imp dene lag gye....
Me- u not love me?
You- yes i love you..but not u...jo pehele the..
Me- me pehele kya tha..
You- aise kich kich nhi karte the....
Me- mene hi to maga....
You- mere pass nhi hai...
Me-to mai jau..
You- as u wish..mai rokta nhi..
Me-sach mai..
You- yes...mai rokta nhi...ab yeh muh utar ke bolne se acha...just get lost...
Me-ohhhhhh
You- dekh mere liye bohot kam imp hai.....
Me- phir jab mai imp nhi...to chidte kyu the mai kisi se mila to...bolte kyu the msg nhi karte yeh vo...bhul gye koi mil gya..
You- mere pass bohot kam hai...jao dhund khali pili call msg karne wala....mere liye job study family frnd imp hai...not ''you''
Yeh sunte hi ''me'' bhag jata........
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you and me
(Small town boy 1st date)
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CCD ke bahar..........
Dono ek dusare ko dekhte....''me'
You-hey buddy nice to meet u..
Me-abhi to aye and ja rhe..
You-no dude...yeh bolte...
Me-hmmmmm
You-ok...come andar bethe...
"Me" dekhta thoda darta...kuch jada hi mehenga lagta usse...vo kabhi gya hi nhi hota....
Me-yhi thik hai...
You-come on dude...
Dono andar jate bethe...
You- kya loge??
Me- tum bulao....ek cup chay mere liye..
You- and sancks mai..
Me-sambar wada..
You-hahahahaha.
Me-ohhh yha to bohot kuch hai.....tum hi dekho..
You-ok...mai mangata..
"waite 2 CHEESY VEG CROISSANT, 1 CREAMY CHOCO DONUT, 1 AZTEC and 1 ETHIOPIAN''
me- bap re tume kitna pata hai....
you- yes.....its normal menu....
me- wow.......
sab aa gya...
Donet kha ke....
Me-yeh to balushahi hai...
You-hahahahaha.
Me- na yar...
You-tum and mai to bade alag background se hai....
Me-ha...tum rich ho..mai utna nhi...iska bill to bohot hoga...
You-hmmmmmmm
Me- half half bill denge...mere pass utne nhi hai....185 hi hai...apan paise dived karke denge bole the pehele hi..
You-ok....
Me-tum rich hoto tume tobohot milte honge ache....phir muze kyu mile??
You-mile to bohot hai...but aaj koi bill shear karne ki bola...
Me-yane...
You-you shear my bill....i want shear with u my life...
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You and Me
(After 10 years of Break up)
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2014
Me 22 nd you 23
Mugal Gardan bench
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Me-tum apne dosto ke gye muze le nhi gye..and bole busy ho...
You-tum kyu khud ka imp mere life mai dal rhe..
Me-ohhhhh aisa hai..ok thik hai...
You-i think apne ko ab move on hona chahiye...
Me-what itnusi bat ke liye...
You-yes..now bye......
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Whi gardan ke bench pai......mai betha tha......gardan
Mai dekhte rha...
You-tum ''me'' hona...
Me-hmmmm..bhul bhi gye...
You-mai faltu bat nd personyad nhi rakhta...
Me-hmmm..abhi bi chidte ho...
You-kitne bf bane..
Me-i am singal...
You-sex?
Me-7-8
You-bas..muze laga jada....now i am CEO
Me- congo....maine usdin zagda kiya vo isliye nhi tha ki tum gye....sirf isliye ghussa hua muze itnedin se busy ho bol rhe..nd time spend frnd ke sath.....ghussa
You-plz itna zut mat hi bol..tere pasa nokia 5233 i read ur update
Me- kyu faltu bat ko yad nhi rakhte ho itni choti bat yad hai.....nd update padhe ek call karke bat karne ki himat nhi hui....phir kyu follow kiya
You-
mere papa hamesha bole dream ko follow karo....and tutne se pehele sawarlo.......i
(My Romantic Dream)(parts of love)
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Ek din fbok feak acc. pe chat kar rha tha......tabhi ek ladke ka msg aya...uska nam tha Gajar Love.
Mene prfile ka nam padha aur comfused ho gya..add kar liya...tabhi vo bhi online tha...
Gajar-hi......c
Me-yar me bina chit chat ke milta nhi......
Gajar-ok...i am 23/5.8 gud looks..
Me-ok...
Gajar-aur kuch.....
Me-nhi nhi ye nhi bas bina chat ke me itne jaldi nhi milta koi mad bhi hota.....
Gajar-u like gajar halwa??
Me-yes..kyu??
Gajar- so u like me...
Mene msg padha ke has diya...phir mene deside kar liya ki mil lu.......me gya milne....hamne pehele hi ek chouk pe jagah deside karli.....me gya to samne ek ladka baik pe khada tha.....formal safed shirt....black formal paint usme black show......me dekhta hi rha....socha iske sath kya bolunga ki iske samne me mad na dikhu.....vo baik se utra mere pass aya...
Me-hi gajar...
He-i am sumit...
Me-ok..
He-to u like gajar halwa??
Me-ha aaj se to kuch jada hi pasand ayga...mitha to aaj ho hi jayga
He-kyu???
Me-tume kiss jo karunga.....
Usne apni baik pe bethaya aur sham ke 6 baje ham park gye....
Wha betha gye......
Me-ok....to tum milte jaldi ho....aur kiss karte ho..jaldi hi...
He-ha yar halwa jaldi khana padta nhi to thanda ho gya to phir garam karna padega......
Me- jada hi smart ho tum to.....
Usne dhire se mera hath pakda...aur aakho me aakhe dal ke bola .
“I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second......I am catastrophicall
me uske aakho me sirf dekhte rha socha kya bolu........
mene bhi usko galo ho hath lagaya and i kiss him........tab tak 7 baj gye the...usne mera hath pakad kar benche se khada kar diya......aur kaha..
''chalo ajay ek chakar lagate he''
mene bhi kaha ''thik he''
chalte chalte usne mera hath pakda aur kaha ''“I knew the second I met you that there was something about you I needed. Turns out it wasn’t something about you at all. It was just you''
mene bhi uske hath ko kasake pakad liya....and ham park me andhere me kho gye.........
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yar bas mera dream he ye....isa kuch ho jaye.........
me and You...
(parpose day)
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Mere ghar pe teres pe...rat ke 10 baje...teres pe gate hue..
Me- kab aaoge...kab aaoge...jism jan juda hogi kya tab aaoge...der na ho jaye kahi der na ho jaye...
Phiches gajar..
He- tumne bulaya aur ham chale aaye...
Me-jinda rehene ke liye teri kasam ek mulakat jaruri he sanam....
Usne pichese hug kiya aur kan ko datose halke kate hue bola..
He-bade gane ga rhe ho..
Me-aaj ekne prapose mara..
He-kon tha vo badnasib..
Me-badnadib..??
Usne aur jore se katate hue...
He-congo..
Me-tumne nhi mara kisi ko...
He-yes class ki ladkine mara nisha ne..
Meri aakhe thodi khuli ho gai..me to majak kar rha tha...but nisha uske piche pehele si thi...
Me-ohhh vo...acha he..
Thoda ghusse me..
Me-tumne reply kya diya..
He-ha bol diya usse....uska dil nhi tod paya...
mene usse zataka deke use dur kiya.....aur bol chilla ke.
Me-jao uske pass..yha kyu aye??
he-kuch saman rehe gya tha tumhare pass..
Me-oohhhhh ok ok.....lejao apne gulkand ki botal..khila dena nisha ki bachhi ko...
He-aur..
Me-aur kya be??
He-mera dil....
me- dil dil dil
he-ek kam karo apne pass hi rakho..
He-mera jo dil tumhre pass he usse sambhal ke rakho .bohot sare chorne ate he mere pass...tumhare pass rha to koi hath nhi laga payga....na laga pai vo
Meri aakhe khuli ki khuli...
Vo ghutne pe betha aur bolta..
He-daroga sahab..mere dil apne pass rakh ke sambhal ke rakhoge???
Badi si smaile dete hue..
Me-yes...
He- i love u.
Me-i love u too gajar..
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Happy Prapose day frnds....
Me and You...
(Chocoklet Day)
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Me apne ghar tha..subha subha nahake ke bhagwan ki puja ki...
Mera fast jo tha..
Gajar darwaje pe aya....mumy ne mere bedroom me bhej diya...
Gajar mumy ko bolta..
"mumyji muze kapde cheng karna he...me darwaja laga du.."
Meri mumy simpal thi...unhone ha bol diya..vo black shirt blue jeans pehenke aya..
Me-kitna zut bolte ho..
He-kamine happy chocoklet day...
Me-hmmm thanx..
Jeb se ek chocoklet nikala..
He-ye khao...
Me-sorry mera fast he..
Usne meri colar pakdi diwar pe chipka diya....ek dam apne face ke samne face laya...
He-kiss me..
Me usse kabhi kiss ke liye nhi ni bolta tha...
Mene usse de diya...
Usne jeb se Cadburry Silk nikala....puri naram ho gai thi...usne khud ke lips lagaya......phi
He-now kiss me again...
Ab me soch me gir gya...kiss nhi karta to vo naraj ho jata..me chocoklet kha nhi sakta tha...
Phir bhi mene kar liya....
Aur aakhir chocoklet mere pet me chali gai...
Mene ghusse me kaha..
Me-kamine chain gir gya..
He-aaj chocoklet day he....tum bina muh mitha kare rehete to mera din thik nhi jata tha........
Mene has diya...mene phir kiss kiya.....
Me-love u yar..
He-love u too guru sahab...
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Happy Chocoklet Day frnds.......
Me and You...
(Promise Day)
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Me ghar me hi tha....subhase uska koi call nhi koi msg nhi aya...me soch rha tha ki kahi kisi class ladki ko date to nhi kar rha...kahi ignor to nhi kar rha........ye call bhi nhi utha rha kuch nhi.....dar bhi lag rha tha....
Mene 7 baje phir call kiya...agar vo nhi uthata to me usse msg bolta ki
'' ye last call nhi uthaya to uske bad kabhi nhi karunga..and break up ''
Phir deside kiya call kiya aur uski mumy ne call uthaya..
Me-hello kamine kaha the...
Mumyji-beta me aunty bol rhi hu...
Me-ye kaha he???
Mumyji-uska accident ho gya....pair ko laga he uske....
Me-me aa sakta hu milne..
Mumyji-ha.....
Mene tayari ki....ek simpal tshir peheni aur ghar chala gya...
Mumyji ne darwaja khola...muze unhone bedroom me le gye....
Mumyji-beta tum kuch khaoge??
Mene socha agar na bolunga aunty ji pass me bethegi..mene dhirese bola..
Me-thode Pohe bana dijiye..
Mumyji- thik he..jao andar...
Mene darwaja khola vo leta tha.....
Uske baju me beth gya....
Usne aakhe kholi.....
Mene dhirese bola..
Me-gajar...ye halwa kaise ban gya..
He-tum kyu aye itne dur..
Me-halwa khane..
He-plz shut ur mouth..
Me-hmmmmm
He-itne dur kyu aye??
Me-tum bata nhi sakte ho ek bar call kar ke ki kya hua??
he-kya bata me??tume hurt nhi karna chahta tha...
Me-hurt to tum ab kar rhe yar...tum to paraya kar rhe....kyu me layak nhi...
Meri aakhe lal ho gai thi.....
He-tum ro mat..plz..
Me-na me nhi rota but aisa kyu??
He-muze nhi acha lagta kisi ko koi problem batane ko..
Me-tume pata he...tum call aur msg nhi karte ho...me kuch bura sochta hu..muze lagta he ki tum muze ignor kar rhe...tum kisi aur ke pass ja rhe ho.....pata he me negtive sochta hu.....to tum muze bata ke postive sochne ko majbur nhi kar sakte.....
He-plz yar chup beth ja...
Me-ja promise dedo muze...tum dil ki bat muze bataoge...
He-nhi kar sakta..
Meri aakho se pani nikal hi gya..
Me-itna bhi nhi kar sakte.....dil ki bat bolne se tumhara dard muze nhi milne wala..par me try to kar sakta hu tume me nikalu wha se....phir mera fayda hi kya reltion me reheke??
He-yane??
Me-me tumhare dukh me hi sath nhi de sakta..to me ab se sukh me bhi nhi dunga..
He-plz aisa kuch mat karo..
Me-give me a promise..u shear everthing in ur life..
Usne meri aakhe puchli....
He-yes buddy...
Tabhi mumy phiche aa gai..mene jaldi se aakhe pochli...
Mumy-kyu kya hua beta..
Me-kuch nhi me usse bata rha tha gajar ka halwa kaise banta..
Mumy-lo pohe kha lo.........
Me-i love gajar ka halwa..
He-lovee too yar
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You and Me......
[kiss day and hug day]
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Aaj kiss day......kal accident ki wajah se usse milna nhi hua......
Mere ghar koi nhi tha to mene sham ko bula liya usse...
5 baj gye the....
Me-kaise ho.??
Usne direct hug kiya....aur jor se bolta
He-happy hug de buddyy...
Me jor se hasne laga...
Me-hug de???
Jo ghusse se
He-pagal hud day...
Phir vo bhi hasne lag gya...
Me-but aaj to kiss day he..
He-to kiss kar lete..
Vo ek dam pass aya..mene uske muh par hath rakh diya...
Me-no way......muze aise kiss karne acha nhi lagta..koi romantic barish me kiss acha karenge..
He-itne der w8
Me-yes swt hrt...
Usne apni ghadi nikali, vollet mobail sab nikala......hat
Shower shuru kiya and dhire se bola..
He-ab to barish bhi ho rhi...jor se ab to kiss ho hi sakta he..
Mene bhi usse responce diya and kiss ho gya...
He-i love u swt hrt..
Me-love u tooo bhondu...
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Happy hug and kiss day frnds.....
You and Me
(First Date)
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Din ke 2 baj rhe the...mai w8 kar rha tha apne new date ka.....tabhi ek formal blue shirt black paint mai....
Mai ussse dekha and jagah se khada hoke shake hand kiya....
Me-hi..
You-hi...sry jada w8 karaya kya?
Me- koi bat nhi bill tum hi bhar dena 30 min let ho gye...
You- ohhhhhhhh......
Me-tum ne 2nd msg mai hi milne ko kyu bulaya.??whts ur name ??kya karte ho bataya bhi nhi...
He-itne sare sawal ek sath...
Me-i read ur stry ''why u dnt hv time for me''
Me-thanx yar...
You-thanx kyu?
Me-koi to padha...hahahah
You-
you- iam aakash
Me-ok..
You- CA hu..
Me-ok..
You-tume samz rha mai kya bol rha..
Me-nhi yar..utna samzdar hota to yha hota..
You- muze lag rha tumhari stry real hone ka time aa gya..
Me-yane..
You- muze hero bana hai tumhari stry mai..
Me-ok to....
You-are mad i love u...
Me-ohhhhhhh hahahahaha...di
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To my frnds aakash....heheh
Tumhe hero bana diya......
(its fake stry)
You and Me.....
(holi special)
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Holika dahan ho gya tha...rat ke 11 baj gye the.....road pe gajar and me chal rha tha........suns
Me-maaja aa gya..
He-ha..tum holi khelne wale ho ki nhi...
Me-nhi....skin kharab nhi karni..
He-ohhhhh
Me- Holi kuch jada badi jala ke tree ko nuksan nhi kiya??
He-hmmmmm, rehete tumhare jaise.....khud ki khushi ke liye dusro ko taklif dete..
Me dekhte hi rha..
Me-what??me kya kiya..
He-socho....
Me-plz plz bolo...
He-khud ki khushi ke liye mera sukh chain chura liya...meri ninde chura li...jine ke rang chura liye
Me- jao de deta.....
He- naraj ho gye kya..
Muh ko utar ke bol diya..
Me-nhi...
He- ek kam karo rehene do...usme aur thoda apne pyar ka colour add kar dena....
Usne jeb se colour nikal ke mere mathe se lagate huie...mere lips tak laga diya.....face ki ek side puri red gulal se rang gya...
He-pimpal aa gye to samz jana ki rang achese pakka ho gya...
Vo bolke wha se bhag gya....
Me-kamine ruk gajar..kaccha kat dalunga tume...
Vo bhi thodi dur jake ruk ke bolta..
He- pyar ka rang he..pimpal nhi aa gya..love u swt hrt happy holi..
Aur bhi vo bolke bhag jata.....
Happy Rangpanchmi...
(just simpal stry..imaginati
You and me
(Break up Time)
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You- Last time break up hua...tum kyu aye??kyu msg dala...aaj phir 2 bate sunane yha yha bhopal ki galiyo me bulaya....
Me- last time pass aya tha kyu ki dur nhi jana tha...muze laga tum bhi soch rhe isliye tum aye..
You- mai nhi aya tha.....yar chod do bat karna bohot ho gya...
Me- aaj se 9 month ho jayenge,....itn
You- i am busy means busy....tum kis din se imp dene lag gye....
Me- u not love me?
You- yes i love you..but not u...jo pehele the..
Me- me pehele kya tha..
You- aise kich kich nhi karte the....
Me- mene hi to maga....
You- mere pass nhi hai...
Me-to mai jau..
You- as u wish..mai rokta nhi..
Me-sach mai..
You- yes...mai rokta nhi...ab yeh muh utar ke bolne se acha...just get lost...
Me-ohhhhhh
You- dekh mere liye bohot kam imp hai.....
Me- phir jab mai imp nhi...to chidte kyu the mai kisi se mila to...bolte kyu the msg nhi karte yeh vo...bhul gye koi mil gya..
You- mere pass bohot kam hai...jao dhund khali pili call msg karne wala....mere liye job study family frnd imp hai...not ''you''
Yeh sunte hi ''me'' bhag jata........
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you and me
(Small town boy 1st date)
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CCD ke bahar..........
Dono ek dusare ko dekhte....''me'
You-hey buddy nice to meet u..
Me-abhi to aye and ja rhe..
You-no dude...yeh bolte...
Me-hmmmmm
You-ok...come andar bethe...
"Me" dekhta thoda darta...kuch jada hi mehenga lagta usse...vo kabhi gya hi nhi hota....
Me-yhi thik hai...
You-come on dude...
Dono andar jate bethe...
You- kya loge??
Me- tum bulao....ek cup chay mere liye..
You- and sancks mai..
Me-sambar wada..
You-hahahahaha.
Me-ohhh yha to bohot kuch hai.....tum hi dekho..
You-ok...mai mangata..
"waite 2 CHEESY VEG CROISSANT, 1 CREAMY CHOCO DONUT, 1 AZTEC and 1 ETHIOPIAN''
me- bap re tume kitna pata hai....
you- yes.....its normal menu....
me- wow.......
sab aa gya...
Donet kha ke....
Me-yeh to balushahi hai...
You-hahahahaha.
Me- na yar...
You-tum and mai to bade alag background se hai....
Me-ha...tum rich ho..mai utna nhi...iska bill to bohot hoga...
You-hmmmmmmm
Me- half half bill denge...mere pass utne nhi hai....185 hi hai...apan paise dived karke denge bole the pehele hi..
You-ok....
Me-tum rich hoto tume tobohot milte honge ache....phir muze kyu mile??
You-mile to bohot hai...but aaj koi bill shear karne ki bola...
Me-yane...
You-you shear my bill....i want shear with u my life...
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You and Me
(After 10 years of Break up)
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2014
Me 22 nd you 23
Mugal Gardan bench
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Me-tum apne dosto ke gye muze le nhi gye..and bole busy ho...
You-tum kyu khud ka imp mere life mai dal rhe..
Me-ohhhhh aisa hai..ok thik hai...
You-i think apne ko ab move on hona chahiye...
Me-what itnusi bat ke liye...
You-yes..now bye......
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Whi gardan ke bench pai......mai betha tha......gardan
Mai dekhte rha...
You-tum ''me'' hona...
Me-hmmmm..bhul bhi gye...
You-mai faltu bat nd personyad nhi rakhta...
Me-hmmm..abhi bi chidte ho...
You-kitne bf bane..
Me-i am singal...
You-sex?
Me-7-8
You-bas..muze laga jada....now i am CEO
Me- congo....maine usdin zagda kiya vo isliye nhi tha ki tum gye....sirf isliye ghussa hua muze itnedin se busy ho bol rhe..nd time spend frnd ke sath.....ghussa
You-plz itna zut mat hi bol..tere pasa nokia 5233 i read ur update
Me- kyu faltu bat ko yad nhi rakhte ho itni choti bat yad hai.....nd update padhe ek call karke bat karne ki himat nhi hui....phir kyu follow kiya
You-
mere papa hamesha bole dream ko follow karo....and tutne se pehele sawarlo.......i
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