MC By Niketan Toshan

The Period of MC

by

Niketan Toshan

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hi.....i am 22....life mai aise log milte jo karib ate koi dur jate...par mere sath kabhi aisa nhi hua...na bf na dost rha.....

ek din ki bat hai....barish ke din the...july 22....mai apne bf ke ghar gya sirf usse milne...u knw surprise dene....par kamina apne ghar uski frnd ke sath yane  gf ke sath soya tha.....tab pata chala ki yeh koi gay relationship koi kam ka nhi.....par mai tab deside kar liya ki ab kuch natak nhi karuga....new city mai jake apni next study puri karunga.....

mere ghar meri mummy bhai hai...papa ki death ho gai....mom job karti....bhai nhi job karta....meri mummy ko ek ladki chahiye thi....par mai ho gya....kabhi kabhi lagta yhi reason hoga ki mom ki wish god puri kar li...ladki hoti to damad ata....and ab mai ho gya to unko damad jo bhi mil jayga.....lol mera husbend....

2 September 2015

mom-beta utha ja...mai office ja rhi....teri bhopal ki train bhi hai...jate jate drop kar deti utha bhi ja....

me- hmmmm

mom-beta happy bday....dekh mtech achese karna...hoshangabad ghumna nhi...

me- hmmmmm

mom- ladkiyo se dur rehena..dekh mtech karte karte koi bhi cast ki mat lana....sonar yane sonar ki hi....meri pasand ki....

me-hnmmmmm aap hi jana lana bus...mai fresh hota nashta laga do...

mai utha nashta kiya....ready hoke 11 ki Aranapuram Expresse pakad ke beth gya...mom ko khidki se bye bye kiya....

meri aakhe bhar aai thi...mom ko chhod ke kabhi ekele nhi rha....

train ne apni speed pakdi....mai apni jagah saman thik se rakh ke beth gya...singal sit thi....apne wale pai ek bag rakhi thi....

tabhi ek read tshirt black low west jeans pehenke samne aake beth gya...

vo ek dam hath aage karta bolta..

he-Hi i am Avighna..

mai 2 min dekhte rha...yeh gay hai kya...ya mai mal dikh rha jo yeh str8 fisal gya...

usne hath piche kar liya...

mai soch mai gir gya ki ye hai kon....

koi old date...

tabhi soch ke khayalo se nikal ke mai hakikat mai aya

vo beth ke khidki bahar dekh rha tha...

mai uska hath pakda nd khud hi shake hand karne lag gya....vo bhi dar gya ki mai kya kar rha...

me-i am sorry yar apne soch mai tha...i am Ajay from nagpur 22 year old mtech student

he-i am 26 but mai age nhi pucha...

mera to muh hi uatar gya...aadat fb pai nam batao age batao top btm....

me- yar koi bada hota...koi bolta tumse bada hu yeh vo....to pehele hi puch lo bata lo...

he-hmmm smart....mtech konse faculty mai kar rhe ho?

me-Power electronics nd u

he- SALE mai hu....AE in Mechanical Engg

me- cool

he-hmmmmm

phir vo bahar dekhne laga....nice hair...simpal body.......nd aakhe brown....ibor jadi si...

mai puchna hi bhul gya ki yeh ja kaha tak rha...

me-kaha ja rhe ho.....???

he-nagpur

mera to muh utar gya ki bus 2 hrs sath...

me-ohhhh

he-sorrry bhopal...nagpur bolne ki aadat jo pad gai....basically i am from nagpur....yha amrawati nani ke yha shadi ko aya tha...

me-Chandrapur

he-hmmmm

doper ke 2 baj gye...ham sevagram station pai pohoche ...

sevagram ke sation pai pakode bade famouse hai....

vo train se utra aur bhag ke 2 plate lete aya...

 he- hmmm lo yeh...

me-thanx yar paise kitne

he-pagle dosti mai paise dekhte...

me-hmmmmm

mai bohot khush gya ki yeh itna acha hai...

he-tum khao...sochte bohot ho...

mai kha liya....

next station 4 baje nagpur aa gya...

mai utha vha se chaye liya aur biskut

usse diya...

vo bhi khush ho gya....

ham dono ne patleg nd chaye kha

 liye...

7 baje

baitul aa gya....

wha dal ke pakode kha liye...

9 baj gye...

he-to dinner ka kaise...

me- Puri and mungfali ke dano ki chatani hai...

he- same alu sabji nd puri...

me-chalo khate hai....

hamne khana khaya...

kafi bate share ho gai....

me-tum fb whtsapp pai ho kya?

he- yes BBM

me-no news channel nhi...

he-vo BBC hota hai....nd BBM blackbarry massenger hota

me- ohhhh yar mera anroid nhi hai...

usne apna diya...mai ussse apna diya no

2 baje bhopal pohoch gye...

mai soch mai gir gya ab itni rat ko hostel kaise dhundu???

he-kaha ja rhe?

me-i dnt knw..mai hostel ka address bhul gya...nd contact no vo ghar bhul gya...

he-kitne stupid ho...ab raho sation pai...

mai sation mai jagah dhund rha tha nd brnch...

he-kya soch rhe..

me-bench...

he- chalo me couter wha ruk jao....

me-thanx yar.....

mai uske couter gya 3 room ka ghar tha ground floer pai  .

he-yha se clg ate jate jana...nd room rent  dete jana...

me- cool...par tume dar nhi ki mai koi chor ya all?

he- kabhi kabhi jisam zut bol deta..ruh nhi.,

me- to ruh kya bol rhi hai ab??

he-tum thak gye..kal clg jana hoga....vo bed wha jake so jao...

me- tum...

he-aur ek bed hai....

 dusare din vo muze ek mess le gya.jaha vo bhi khana khata

mess wala uncal - yhi khna khaoge ya dabba bhai ke sath hi diya karu

me- avi tum kya karte ho

avi-dabba hi lelo

rat ko 8 baje vo office se aya....mai bhi gas leke aagya...nd dabba ate hi khana garam kar liya....vo aya...fresh hua plate nikal mai khana paros diya....

he-yar tu to wife jaise hi khana paros diya...

me-kutte...aao betho...

mai nd vo kichan mai niche beth ke khana kha rha

vo bhi chup ke chap kha rha tha roti.....ek dam bacche jaisa...

roti khatam ho gai...chawal vo kha rha.....

mai bhi mix kiya...usko khilane gya...

vo ek dam chok gya..

he-ohhh

me-hmmm

usne muh khola...mai bhi usse khilake ungliya dat ko lagi.....

he-u cute...muze kabhi koi ladka khilaya nhi..

me- hmmmmmmm kha lo...

he-chalo mobile mai "ram teri ganga maili" dekhte..

me- ha yar bohot sal se dekha nhi hai....

mai nd vo bed pat bed gye pair sidhe karke....

film mob pai shuru ho gai...uska mob tha HTC desire 616

vo zarne pai nahati......

me-kitni himat lagi hogi yeh seen dene ko

he- yes...vo zamane ka sabse vulgar seen

film bich mai aake suhagrat pai tik gai....

me-wow

he-hmmmm dono bhi gore hai..

me- u had sex with some one?

he-yes...i hv 4 gf..

me-ohhhh meri ek bhi nhi...

he- hnnnnnnnn

me-aur...

he- tume bhi kuch acha milega...u nice nd careing boy...

me-ha....yar but

vo mere taraf muh karke let gya...

he- u knw...tum bohot cute ho

me- aur....

usne mere pet pai hath rakh diya...mai bhi uske taraf muh karke uski aakho ko dekhne laga...

vo dhire se apne lips ko pass laya mai bhi kiss kar liya sex ho hi gya....

dusare din.....utha.....

nahaya clg chale aya....

bethane ko thodi taklif ho rhi thi jo sabko dikh rha tha....

mere class 30 ladke....no ladki....

baju ka dost bola

"kahi galat  jagah beth gya tha kya"

me-kya batau yar kuch jada hi tej khane ka man hua...kal rat kha liye...ab badi dikat...

he-i am ram....nd so called dr. .....3 sal MBBS dr ke yha sister tha....

 mere muh se hasi nikal gai....

tabhi ek sir ate 10 book leke...

sir-aaj apan sucktion padhenge...

pichese

"kon suck karega"

sir-shut up wht do u mean by sucktion?

koi batayga?

tabhi ek ladka khada hota " sir jab koi chij ko apne ko bahar nikalna hai glass se...to usse bina hilaye nikalna ho to jor se chusa to vo nikal jata"

sir- good...tume bohot practice hai lagta...

ham sab hasne lag gye...

sir muze dekh ke bole YOU

me- the production of a partial vacuum by the removal of air in order to force fluid into a vacant space or procure adhesion.

 sir -good...kaha used hota?

me-dnt knw

sir-sex toy....

me-ha sir r8 porn mai dekha tha....

sab ladke ooooooo karke chilaye...

pichese "tu ladki hai kya jo vo porn dekha"

 sir- shut up

mai beth gya...

tabhi mere bumb mai dard shuru hua...

aise laga koi jor ki potty aa rhi...mere se control hi nhi hua....mai utha bhaga clg ke bathroom

phir 10 min bad phir se pani.....

nd jor se pet mai dard....

jaise taise room aya....

sham tak 20-25 bar mai bathroom gya...m

mom ko call kiya sab bataya

vo boli bahar ke pani se hua....

mai hop chala gya

unhone dawai di....rat bhi waise gujari....

dusare din itna pet dard....

mai hop gya...wha ke buddha dr khaste khaste bola...

he-ek kam kar....apni potty ki pani ko bottel mai bhar.....teast karte...

mai gya.....nd boltel mai jama karke de diya....

20  min bad vo aya....

usne room ke darwaje laga diye.....

he-ladka ho ya ladki.

me-ladka

he- nhi paida hote time

me-kya sir...ladka hi

he- tumhari age

me 22

he-tume period shuru ho gye?

mai apni jagah se khada ho gya

what???

Dr-yes beta....ur 1st case...and i want u study deeply...

me-sir pike ho kya?

Dr-no dear....tum peroid ke 3 bad hi sex karna...nhi to pregnet ho sakte...

me-to chakkar aake girne hi wala tha...

tabhi dr bola

beta dhyan rakha...cheak up karte jana...used protection nd bus...

mai ghar chala aya...

avi bhi aa gya....

usko batane wala tha but socha ki yeh bhaga dega....

dusare din clg gya ...

ram betha tha side mai....

me-hi gm...ek bat bolu help karega?

ram-bol de....

me-meri life barbad ho sakti...yes i am gay...nd boy nd muze MC shuru ho gye...

ram khada ho gya....

hath pakad ke clg ground pakdke le gya...

he-r u drunk?

me-no i am serious

he-konsa day chal rha?

me-3rd

he-ab kya ho rha?

me-pet dukh rha....plz tu mbbs kiya hai to dekh hua kya band kaise hoga....next month bday hai mera....

he-ok...

dekhte dekhte 2nd September aa gya...

class mai betha tha...11 baj rhe the....

tabhi ram bhi ata side mai..

he-happy b day

me-thanx but kamine reason pata lagaya kya?

he-nhi...

mera pet dard dene laga...

me-i am down

he-what?

me-yes...

he-chal visper altra lete

me-what

he-yes buddy

ham medical store gye...

tabhi medical wala bola

he-kya chahiye

ham dono shant khade the...

usne condum nikal ke diya

me-nhi nhi ye nhi...

usne shilajit tablet di

me-nhi

ram-bhaiya wisper altra do bhabi ke liye...xl size ka

mai ram ke taraf dekha..

ram- Savita bhabi ke liye...

!ham dono bhi hasne lage...

mai room aa gya bed pai wiaper altra rakh diya..

tabhi avi office se aa jata...

he-yar yeh altra kyu?

mai dar gya

me- yar savita bhabi ke liye

he-tum bhi faltu kam karo....mai 4din ke liye bahar ja rha...milta 5 tarikh ko...

mai khush hogya..

vo chal gya...

mai packet khola place kar liya...

mera sir dukhne laga....

bhook bhi lag gai...

4din bohot khaya mai...

avi bhi aa jata...tab tak mai normal ho gya tha...

avi-yar tumara 2 ko bday tha bataya nhi muze

me-tum chale gye nd busy bhi..

he-to kuch gift to dena padega...

he starting kiss me...

mai usse dur gya....

me-aaj nhi?

he-nhi aaj hi...aaj nhi to kabhi nhi...

me-only kiss...

he-yes...

kiss karte karte baki sab kab ho gya andaja hi nhi....

dusare din utha...

khud ko mirror mai dekha to suj gya tha...

October aa gya...

na period aye na kuch..

ram ko call kiya...

me-muze yeh month kuch nhi hua

he-uda gai hogi....

me-hmmmm

tabhi muze vomat shuru ho gai...

kuch bhi khao vomat...

muze laga kuch galat kha liya...

next month mere per suj gye....aur mitti khane ka man kar rha tha....gehu ke kankad

November month mai class ka practical chal rha tha...

wha bohot chok pade the...

mai ek uthaya aur khane laga...

khidki ke pass khade hoke...

tabhi ram sir sab dekhne lage...

mai khane mai busy tha...

sir-beta kya kha rha ?

me-chok

tabhi mai palta sab dekhne lage muze....mera sir ghuma...

ram ne pakda aur hospital le gye...

sham ko hosh aya...

ram-dude....r u f9?

me-yes...

 tabhi vo tv on karta...

news mai breaking news thi...

"ek bap banega twins ka pita"

me-dnt tell me ki yeh meri news hai...

he-yes...3 month.....ho gye...gira nhi sakte ab....nd hospital wale study kar rhe ki ek ladka twin ko nikalega...kaha se...shukar manao ki nam nhi open kiya tumhara...

me-ab??abortion?

he-3 ho gye...4th chal rha..dr ne tonic diye hai...vitamins tablets nd monthly cheakup card

mai utha room aya...

tabhi avi bhi aa gya...

he-yar news dekhi kya?londa pregnet bana...

me-hmmm

he-itnai dawai kyu?aur rat ho gye tu khana nhi khaya??

me-w8 kar rha tha..

tabhi usne plate nikal ke khana parosa...

mai bhi aachar liya plate mai dal liya...

roti ko side mai rakha achar hi chatane laga...

avi bhi dekhta rha....mai plate ka achar pura chat liya....

khana ho gya...

phir sote time dawai leli ....

he-kya gadbad hai?

me- kuch nhi ...

he-bata..

me- vo news meri thi...

tabhi vo chilTa...

he-pagal ho gya kya? meri gf hai....tu ladki hai kya?

tabhi mera landlord wali aunty bat sun leti...

aur pure mohole ko bata deti....

avi room chhod deta...

dusare din clg jane nikla to log dekhne lag gye...

bat mere clg mai bhi fel gai.....sab clg ke ladke hasne lage...

ram bhi clg aana band kar diya...

2din bad clg ka fuction tha....

mai bhi audience mai betha tha...

tabhi mere clg ka principal khada hota aur speech deta...

thodi der bad bolta

"koi koi student nam kharab kar deta....but new new innovation clg ka nam upar karte...

hamne bohot mehenat ki but koi koi kharab kar diya"

muze pata tha vo muze hi bol rhe...tabhi mere aakho mai aasu gye....

mai utha fuction se jane laga...tabhi ram bolta

"tu kyu muh chupa rha....nature ka gift hai ja bol stage pai"

 Tabhi ek ne juta fek ke mara…..

 Mai bhaga wha se.room jaise tase room pohocha….

Tabhi avi room ake tha.

 Me-muze laga tum aao ge.

He-tu meri life barbad karne ka reason hai.tu jinda nhi rehe sakta…..tuze marna hoga.

Mai chilaya jor joe se tabhi avi bolta

‘kya hua’

 Ek dam se aakhe khuli dekha ki sapna tha……….

Avi- kya hua…kya dekha?

Me- kuch nhi..

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