Tohar Lalla...Hammar Saiya......By Niketan Toshan

                             Tohar Lalla...

                           Hammar Saiya...

                                                                 By

                                         Niketan Toshan

                     (Bhojpuri-Varun Singh From Delhi NCR)

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DISCLAIMER

All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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WARNING

THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT CIGARETTE SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH.

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ADULT CONTENT

This story is set in the Bihar Region. It involves various phrases and slang from around that time aera, which aren't used anymore.

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Bihar ke dur Gav Ranipur mai Subha subha bhor ke 6 baje sujar nikla....gav ke

 log saf safai....Gaye Bhaisa ka tabela…… gobar saf kar rhe...koi pani mar rha....

Whi ek 25 Room ka Thakuraiyan Mandakini ka bada sa Wada jisse bangle bhi bolte…………vo  tha....

Subha subha kam wale unke ghar mai saf safai...zadu marna ….. pani bharne ka kam kar rhe....

Hath mai puja ki Thali liye...

Pili Khadi ki sadi ulte pallu ki pehene....pair me red colour ka aayta lagaye....

kamar mai Chandi ka chaliya lagaye....cham cham payal ki aawaj mai 45 year age...lambe bal...mang me sindur aur hath mai green chudiya....kan mai sone ki  bali.....sone ka mangalsutra...sone ki badi si bindiya lagaye.......

Mandir se aate hue ghar mai pravesh karke apni surili aawaj se gati

"Kelva ke paat par ugel Surjaba....

Re karelu Kanha puja hamar bhag khul gailba"

Sab apna kam chhod unko pranam karte....

Vo ghar ke bade se mandir mai jake bhagwan ko hath jodake bolti

"Merbani karke Hammar Badakeka byah hashi khushi lagil...."

Tabhi bahar chilane ki aawaj aane lagi..."Thakuraiyan ham lut gyil"

Thakuraiyan apna pallu sambhal bahar nikali...ek bujurg ro rha tha...

Thakuraiyan- Kya Re Randve....subha subha kahe upshakun faila rha..

Bujurg-Maalkin aap k Badka beta hamara beti k ijjat lootale k pryaas kaina han .....

Thakuraiyan- (Chidake boli)Bhadrichand tohar mehraru jawani mei mar gail aur tu jawani mei randwa ho gai la......apna beti k kuch seekhawa ki jawaan khun k saamne apna jawani k deedar karawal band kai de .....

Aur hamar badka Beta k kauno ganda naali mei haath daale k aadat na hauye .....

Le ja apna beti k hamara ghar se aur kahi dur chal ja ......

<<<<(Bhadichand tu jawani mai Randwa(Jiski wife mar jati) ho gya....

beti ko sikha jawan khoon ke samne apni harkate band kar...par mera badka bhi koi gandi nali mai hath dalne ki aadat nhi usse.....Le jao nikal fekil hammar ghar se isko....)>>>>>

Thakuraiyan palti aur 2-3 vo old man ko uthake fek diya......Thakuraiyan ki gali nd ghussa ka kya kehena....

Unke 2 bete the...

Badka yane bada 30 sal ka Ram....but usko sab Badka Bhaiya bulate the...

Aur 25 sal chhota beta....jo gali nd gunda gardi mai sab mai aage tha...

Thakur ki dusari Bibi Rampyari thi...

Thakur uske sath reheta tha...

Thakuraiyan ki Sasu Ma 2 bete nd 15 kam wale milake 25 Room ke ghar mai rehete the....

Thakuraiyan ka Charas,Kheti aur Falo ka karobar tha...

Sab ko Nashe ka shouk lagai but apne ladko ko Charas se dur rakha...

Daru pite the dono chup chup ke...

7 baj gaye...Thakuraiyan apne bade bete ke room gai...

badka beta safed baniyan mai so rha...

Thakuraiyan- Betha uthil...bjor hoil gailba..utho

Badka-Pranam maiya

Thakuraiyan- Beta khush rahil...but etho ek bahu aailba aur ham kashi ghumne nikal jai...

Badka- ek saftah samay...

Thakuraiyan- bus tumhari shadi agale saftah ho jaye..mai ganga nahane ko chali jau…...aur tum vo Randve ki beti chhedane kyu gye...

Badka- maiya bharosa nhi ka...are vo hi hamare pass aai...shadi kar boli

(Badka hamesha sach nd imandar ladka tha)

Thakuraiyan- Bharosa ba....chal Lalla ko utha deti...

Thakuraiyan sabse jada apne Lalla ko pyar karti...

Lalla 25 year old.6.1 ht....gora......angry young boy tha...

2-2  Tole ki gold chain..3 ring...ek nilam....2 kam mai gold ki bali aur midum hair...

Vo apne bed par so rha...bina shirt ke.....gori gori back...kamar tak chaddar...bal bikhare.....

Thakuraiyan darwaja khol ke khidki darwaje kholti...

"Lalla...lalla .....lalla utha raja....aaj shadi ki tayari mehman rehene khane  ki

tayari  karni hai..utho...lalla"

Lalla apni chadar hatake sidha ho gya.....khidki ke dhoop se aakhe michkake aakhe kholta...

Dark Brown eyes Billi jaise….. dhoop mai aur chamak ke khuli..

Lalla- Maiya Pranam

Thakuraiyan-Khush rhe ...Dekh Lalla khane Ke Bawarchi, saj sajawat,shehenai baja,logo ke rehene ka intjam aaj se karna hai....tu bas bhai ko aaram de aur sab kar....

Thakurain Room se pallu sir par sambhalte nikal  kar ghar ke bich ke baramdeme aake beth jati...

Ek badi si Chair par chawala saf karne lagti...tabhi Thakur sahab ghar mai enter hote....sab log kam chhod ke unko pranam karne lag jate....Thakuraiyan Ignor karti..

Thakur mojadi pehene safed dhoti khadi ka safed kurta aur hath mai lathi...

Thakur Thakuraiyan ko dekh ke lalla ke room jata...

Lalla nahake mast black kurta nd jense pehene redy ho gya tha..aaiya dekhte bal bana rha tabhi Thakur ko palta aur pass jake bolA "pranam ThakurSahab"

Thakur- Dekh mai sab tayari kar liya...tu bas apna nam de...teri Maiya ko mai hath lagana thik nhi lagata...

Lalla- Ha...

Thakur- ek Nachaniya aa rhi....parso..maifil sajane....bhai aur dosto ke sath masti karna...

Thakur nikal jata....

Aur Thakuraiyan ke pass aa jata..

Thakur- Bete ki shadi mai muze nhi bulaya..

Thakuraiyan- Aap ka beta hai..bus Vo rand mat lana...

Thakur sune nikal jata...

Tabhi Sarpanch ata...

"Ram ram Thakuraiyan"

 Sarpanch 55 sal ka ek adhed umar ka insan jo safed doti kurta mai

Thakuraiyan pallu sambhal ke Chawal ki thali baju mai rakha deti...

"Ramu ek mej la...Sarpanch ko chaye nashta lao"

Chair aake sarpanch beth jata...

Thakuraiyan- Aaj subha subha..

Sarpanch- shadi ke Ghar koi seva ho batayiye...

Thakuraiyan- ha....yeh batayaiye apke bete ki shadi ka laddu kab milega...

Sarpanch-Shadi ka Nam lu bhag jata...Bhopal se Engg banke aaj train se aa rha....Computer ka engg bana...par shadi ke nam se bhag jata...hath nhi aa rha

Thakuraiyan- londo ki lagam pehele hi kasani padti..hath se mat nikalne dena...layga nhi to koi aur jat ka....

Sarpanch- ha...

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(Part 2)

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Railway Sation par rat ke 9 baje bhid mai...ek train aake ruki...bhid mai ek ladka dikh rha...vo S9 coach se nikala...Green tshirt black Jeans college ki bag kandhe pai liye ...5.8 ht...70 kg w8...

Vo mai hu.....Ajay....

Train utra aur pitaji lene aaye...unki Ambesder mai beth ke Gav aa gya...Thakuraiyan ke ghar ko lighting lagi thi...dulhan ke tarah sajaya tha...

Me- pitaji kya hai yha?

Sarpanch- badka ki shadi...tu 6 sal se nhi tha....bohot kuch badal gya yha..

Me- aap ghar aane hi nhi diye..khud hi muze milne ate..

Sarpanch- gav mai kya rakha hai...Thakuraiyan and Lalla ki gunda gardi..

Me- Lalla bada ho gya hogana.....padha ki nhi..

Pita-kaha padhta vo...acha hua tuze bachapan se udhar beja..yha hota to engg nhi banta...

Tabhi ghar aata...maia ke pair padake ghar mai   saman nikal ke rakha deta.....khana khake ghar mai so jata...

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Dusare din subha  pitaji bole ki chalo Thakuraiyan ko Pranam karne chalo....

Thakuraiyan sab se amir thi...unko respect dena jaruri tha...nhi to mere papa Sarpanch kaise rehete....

Subha Thakuraiyan ke ghar papa le gye...

Red sadi pehene pure dulhan jaise saji Thakuraiyan ki chamak dekhne layak thi...uske baju unka badka beta bhi betha tha....

"Ram Ram Thakuraiyan"

" Ramu mej la...Sarpanch aur unka londa aya hai"

Badka- Sarpanch itna bada ho Ajay gya....chaddi mai dekha

Me- Pranam bhai...Pranam MaiyaJi

Thakuraiyan- Khush rhe beth beth..

Me- Apke samne nhi beth sakta...

Thakuraiyan aur badka hasne laga....

Thakuraiyan- Engg ho gya par sanskar nhi bhula

Me- aapki krupa

Thakuraiyan-Konsa Engg ban gya..

Me- computer ka

She- mere ghar 4 din bad shadi hai....Rishtedar pata haina kaise Fokatiye hote....Bhadwo ko sab ghar le jana hota...tu Computer mai dikhe aisa Camera laga sakta?

Me- CCTv ha.....laga dunga..

she- kitne Camara lag sakta....30 -40?

Me- Itne ki jarurat nhi 15 mai sab cover hoga...aur 15 000 lagenge...

Tabhi mere pita mere sir par marte

" Thakuraiyan ko paise bata rha"

Badka- shahari hava hai thodi...yha bhejo isko....sudhar jayga...

Tabhi Thakuraiyan pass aake pith thapka ke bolti

"De dungi"

Papa- Thakuraiyan nhi nhi...beta na samaz hai...

Me- plz i am sorry..

Badka- sorry nhi chalta yha...pair pad

Mai jake pair pakda...

Me- mai aaj lagwa deta...plz bataiye kaha lagwana hai?

Thakuraiyan bolti "aao"

Mai unke piche jane laga...vo ek ek room dikha rhi..unke bhandar ghar...rasoi ghar...

Tabhi lalla ke room ke bahar khadi ho ke boli

" Yeh Lalla ki room hai...iske bahar to pakka laga....randiya hoti koi koi mere bete ke piche padni nhi chahiye...isliye mera dhyan rahega camera se....tv mere room par hi laga"

Tabhi vo darwaja khole muze Lalla ke room le jati...

Lalla ke kapade bed par pade the..uska jeans shirt underwaer bhi...

 Thakuraiyan uske room ki khidki khol deti...khidki ke baju bada sa aaiyana tha....thakuraiya aaina dekh pallu sambgalti....  bahar dekh kar boli

" Lalla naha rha..tuze yeh bahar mandap dikh rha yhi shadi honi wali hai...bas yha bhi ek laga dena..."

Tabhi Lalla bathroom se nikla....mai aaine se usko dekh rha...

Gila safed badan towel se dhaka....gile balo se pani chest nd kandhe pai gir rha...

Pit se pani niche tapak ke ja rha....balo ko zad ke pani aaj baju ke gir ke....dhire apni underwear cut wali pehene ke liye ek pair uthaya....uski gori tange...

Thakuraiyan bol rhi bol rhi...

Par mai usko dekh rha......man kar rha tha palat ke dekhu par Thakuraiyan samne thi...

Vo towel nikal underwear pai khada hoke jens pehen liya...black kurta pehen ke....mere taraf aate dikha mai ek dam najar hatake Thakuraiyan ko dekhne laga...

Lalla- Kis londe ko pakad lai maiya

Thakuraiyan- sarpanch ka londa hai....aaj hi shahar se aya...camera lagawa dega ye

Me- Hi...i Am Ajay...

Mai uski aakho ko dekh kar chup sa khada ho gya...uske black gile bal...aur sabun ki taja khushboo

Lalla- I am Lalla Bhai...

Kamina mere se ek sal bada tha....

Me- hmmmmm

Tabhi Thakuraiyan bahar nikal jati...mai bhi usko ek smile deke bahar nikla...par vo nhi hassa...

Mai bhi sochne laga ki kaha kaha nd kaise lagau...sab planing karte mai Thakuraiyan ke piche jane laga....

Par mere dimag mai bar bar Lalla ki body aakhe yad aa rhi thi....

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(Part 3)

Doper ko jake sab CCTv monitor leke aa gya...sham ko 6 baje Thakuraiyan ke ghar pohoch ke kam shuru kar diya.....Thakuraiyan ka ghar saja tha...mushkil ho rhi thi camera lagane ko...lighting lagi thi fool sab sab ek hi bangale mai...

Fit karte karte finaly Lalla ke room bahar laga diya....ab andar khidki par bhi lagana tha...

Mai darwaja khata khataya koi khola nhi...

Mai dhakal diya to andar koi nhi tha....darwaje bhi purane jamane ke...

Mote mote se...lakdike nakashi wale...

Mai khidki ke pass table laga ke khada hoke fit karne laga...

Tabhi pichese Lalla ata....nut fit kar rha tha tabhi vo bola...

He- kaisan ba?

Me- thik ba

He- ho gya sab kam....

Mai nut  tight hoke utar gya...

Uske bed par beth ke laptop leke beth gya.....camrea ki zoom thik kar rha..tabhi vo piche apne subha pehene kapade cheng kar rha...

Mai laptop ka front camera on karke usko dekhne laga

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Vo kurta utar ke paint khol diya....uska dhyan nhi ki mai camera sa usko dekh rha...window mai choti jo kar di thi laptop screen ki....vo kurta payjama pahen ke  Mere side aa gya...mai chup chap front camera ka window off kar diya...

Me- camera laga gya...

He- hmmmm.....

Me- tum jada bat nhi karte..

He- kya bat karna padta

Me- mera matlb vo nhi tha...kam karte ho...

He- bachpan se

Me- Tum aur mai one year ka difference hai..phir bhi bhai bolne ko lagaye....ham dosto mai to koi bhai nhi bolta...bhai se ajib lagta..

He- sab bhaiya bolte to aadat hai...sab mante hai..

Me- ek bat bolu?

He- bol

Me- dekh yar log to chadhane ke liye bhai bolte...tum to sambhal ke

Kyu ki city mai to aise hi hota...muze laga lalla ko bol du

He- par tum ek dam kyu bata rhe..

Me- laga...bata du.....kabhi kabhi dar se koi sachai nhi bata deta..

He- kyu tume nhi laga...

Me- hahahaha buddy CCTV code mere pass hai...koi ladki laye tum room ke Thakuraiyan ko dikha dunga....

Vo ek dam haste haste mera gala dabane laga...

Mai bhi hasne laga...

He-- ham se bakchodi..

Me- abe marge kya...

Ham dono masti mai kushti karne lage bed pai....

Tabhi Thakuraiyan room ati...

Mai ek dam dar ke bed se usse dur hoke khada ho jata...

Thakuraiyan ghusse mai dekhne lagi...

Tabhi Lalla haske bola " Maiya dhamki de rha Sarpanch ka londa"

Sunte hi Thakuraiyan haske boli

"Budbak"

Me- apke room monitor laga deta plz chaliye

Thakuraiyan- chal....

Par mai palat ke uske taraf dekh ke has diya....par masti karke majja aa gya...

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(Part 3)

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Thakuraiyan room par bed par beth gai...old jamane ka bed tha...

Mai computer screen rakha ke sare  connection laga diya....

Mera jense thoda kam mai niche khisak gya...

Mera dhyan nhi....

Sab hoke monitor shuru ho gya....sab dikhne laga...

Mai khush hoke Thakuraiyan ko dekha...

Me- maiya ho gya..

She- apane tashrif ko jara dhak do...ijatdar log rhete yha...

Me- matlb?

She-Bhadirchand sala...paint upar kar

Mai ek dam upar kar diya...vo pallu sambhal ke muh tedha karti...

She- agar yeha muze din bhar beth ke dekhna padega....

Me- nhi nhi...isme record hoga...kuch gadbad hui to aap utna samay piche jake dekh sakengi..

She- Bijali gai to...

Me- recording band hoga ..

She- phir ab?

Me- Invetor le lijiye..

She- tu laya kyu nhi..

Me- mere pass gadi bhi nhi thi aur paise bhi nhi the  .

She- phir ab kal Lalla ko le ja shahar aur leke aa...parsose haldi aur meheman aayenge ..uske pehele yeh sab ho jana chahiye...rat ho gai..khana kha...ja

Me- thik hai...

Muze ek thali mai khana diya...mai chup chap holl mai beth ke kha liya...

Ghar jake so gya...

Dusare din subha 8 baje ....blue shirt cheak nd black jeans pehene Thakuraiyan ke ghar gya...

Hamesha ki tarah vo apni chair par pallu sambhale chawal chun rhi...

Me- pranam...

Thakuraiyan- khush rhe...aaj le aa sab...kal haldi hai...

Me- jiiiiii....

Lalla red kurta pehene sarso ka tel lagake Thakuraiyan ke side khada ho gya...

Lalla-kaisan ba?

Me- thik ba?

Lalla bahar apni Alto nikal horn baja diya....

Mai bhi bhag ke uske side mai beth gya....

25 km dur tha patna wha se...

Gav se bahar nikala...mai chup chap beth ke bahar Sarso ke pile khet dekh rha...

tabhi lalla bolta

He- kaisan ba

Me- thik...Tum bas itna hi bolte ho kya...

He- hahahahaha

Me- yha sarso bohot famous hai lagta.....log khane mai aur balo mai pura umed dete..

He- bal ache hote usse

Me- kitna tel lagaya yar...full smell aa rhi car mai...

He- kya? Sach mai...

Tabhi vo ek dam break mar ke car rok deta...

" kya hua lalla"

Vo khet ke baju mai rok deta bahar nikal ke dikki kholta...

Mai bhi bahar nikla...khet full yellow... Pani behe rha tha Neher mai...

Motor se pani neher mai gir rha tha...

Yeh kurta nikal baniyan nikal...motor ke pass chala gya....

Shampoo sir lagaye dho liya....mai car ko chipak usko hi dekh rha ....

Tabhi vo " ab thik hai"

Me- ha....

He- Car mai towel hai...lana to..

Mai uske pass gya....

He-  nahayaga

Me- nhi..mai aya nahake...

Tabhi pani ki motor samne hath rakha ke pani mere upar spray kar diya...

Mai bhi towel fek ke shirt nikal ke usko khet ke kichad mai dhakal diya...

Masti karte rhe bohot time.....

Me- break break...Patana bhi jana hai...

He- ok ok....

Uski face pai bohot kichad laga tha...par uski battisi dikh rhi thi....

Ham motor ka pipe laga ke naha liye....uski pith ko hath lagake mai khichad saf kiya...uski pith ko ghiste ghiste mai uske balo mai bhi hath dala....

He- Lugai jaise ghis rha

Mai piche ho gya...mera jeans bhi kichad ka...

Me- ab patana kaise jaye?

He- abe tension kyu le rha...mere bag mai kapade hai....

Me- and underwear?

He- Meri pehen lena....mere se bada nhi hoga

Mai ek dam has diya...

He-- ja bag se nikal ke pehen le.....

Me- road par?

He- yha zopdi hai...chal chalte hai wha...

Ham dono chale aye zopdi...

Mai thoda sa sharma gya tha...kyu ki mai uski body se najar nhi hata rha tha...aur vo ek dam bindass nikal ke cheng kar rha.....mai bhi cheng karke khada ho gya uske samne...uska hi kurta pehene...

He- acha dikh rha tere upar kurta yeh...

Me- tumhari choice achi hai...Chalo chalte car mai...

Ham dono car mai beth gye...Mai hath gear ke side rakha diya...

He- majja aya...bohot sal bat mast hui aisi..

Me- ha..city mai kaha khet aur kichad...

Vo dekha mere taraf..car shuru karke gear dala...phir gear cheng karke mera hath pakad liya...muze current sa laga...

He- kaha tha itna din?

Me- yha agar hota to tum don bhai hi rehete dost nhi...

He- acha...Engg sahab ban gya tu...

Me- tumhare Liye Ajay hi hu...

He- Ajju...

Mai bhi usko dekh ke has diya...vo bhi haske full speed patana le gya....aur whi hotel mai nashta pani karke Invator le liya....

Ghar jate time Radio On kiya...old song baj rhe the...hamesha bor hota par aaj sunne ka majja kuch aur tha....vo bhi bohot comfortable ho  gya tha...Radio song chal rha "Vo jara kafa kafa..to naina uh churaye hai....oooohoooo.ohhhhhoooo" (must watch on youtube)

He-ooooohhhooooooooooooooo

Me-Rafi sahab ki aawaj hai .

He- tume pasand hai

Me- hai...kuch kuch old song best...

He-Na bol du to kya karu...vo haske uh bulaye hai...

Me- oooohhhhoooo ohhhhoooooo

( Reader plz download song...without tht song u can't feel....3 mb ka hai.....mast song hai...)

Bas safar pura hoke ham Wada pohoch gye ....

Mai nikala bahar aur Dikki se saman nikalne laga..

He- ruk ajay...naukar hai..

Me- apna kam khud hi karta...

Vo bhi ek dam pass ake battry uthane laga...

Bhari itni thi ki ham dono ka bhi jor nhi laga....

Ham jamin par rakha ke car ko chipak khade ho gye...

Dam dalne laga me..

He- khud ka kam khud karta bolana tu

Me- tabhi unhone  rakha diya tha...mere se nhi utha...

He- rat ko Nachaniya aane wali hai...vo khet ke bangale pai aa na..

Me- Nachaniya?nhi...mai nhi...muze pata bhi nhi..ana bhi nhi..

He- Chutiyagiri mat kar...aa rha..9 baje ready rhe..

Me- papa ko kya bolu?

He- tere bap ko bhi pata hai..unko bhi le chal

Me- nhi nhi pagla gye kya..

He- unko batake le chalu?

Me- no way..

He- phir tayar rhe...

Me- mai hi tumare ghar aau redy hoke

He- thik....

Maine Invator fit karke ghar nikal aya...

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(Part 4)

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Mai sham ko uske ghar gya...apna safed kurta pehene...

Uske room gya to vo naha rha tha...

Nahake towel mai bahar nikla...

Mai bhi apne mobile ko nikal ke usme chat kar rha....par chup chup ke usko ready hote dekh rha...

Vo apnu dhoon mai aaiyna samne kapde pehen ke perfum mar rha...

Vo mehek pure room mai fail gai...

Vo fully rady hoke bola chal....

Mai bhi uske piche piche car mai beth ke nikal gya....

Jaise vo bangale mai enter ho gye sab lighting lage saja tha...mano koi mela ho....

Sajande tabla hamonian leke bethe song baja rha...vo hi bhojpuri hit song "kamar 33 chati 36 " wala....

Ham log gadde pai beth gye...bilkul mujare jaisa mahol tha...sab nashe mai....

Daru banduk sab rakhi thi....

Cigreat ki mehek se mera sir  ghumne laga....

Vo nachaniya ek dam pass aake lalla ke side aake bethi...Red choli And blue ghutano tak lehenga pehenkar...badi adab se uske side kandhe pai hath rakha boli...

She- Rajaji..itni der

He- tere liye tayar ho rha tha...

She- aaj ki rat Kuch to deke jana padega..

He- kya du...

She- bas hari kardo meri hatheli

He- bachha chahiye kya?

She- nhi....

Meri jalne lagi unki aisi karkate dekh ke...mai side mai bethe dekh rha .....

Vo ek dam gana shuru ki

"Lele aaiha Rajaji bajariya se kangna...

Lele asiha Rajaji Bajariya se kangna...."

"majja jawani ka kitna pailalba"

Vo uska sir pakad apne cheast pai rakha gane lagi...vo bhi gadda samaz sar ghuma rha...

Mera dimag kharab ho gya....pata nhi kya hua par mai nhi dekh pa rha tha...

Vo mere side aake muze chipak rhi...

Mai ek dam putla ban gya....

Sab dost chila rhe uske...mai shock mai...

Uska gana hota khatam

She- Shahari ho...

Mai dekha usko and lall ko....

Gardan hilake bola...ha...

She- Ek no ke Madarchod hote....gav ki ladki ko pyar karke unko tofa de jate....vo tofa Randi bane ka hota...Rajaji(Lalla) dost pyar Shahari nhi rakhna...Mere pet mai bhi shahari tofa tha....vo tofa bhi dhokebaj nikla...jisne diya uske jaisa....

Lalla- Chal udas mat ho...ek Aur song ho jaye ...

Sab shant hoke Nachaniya ko dekh rhe....

Par koi  ladka jabardasti karne wala nhi tha...sab mast kar rhe par koi level nhi cross kar rha...

Vo ek dam gana shuru ki

"Tuze Bulaye yeh meri bahe....

Na aaisi Ganga kahi milegi....

mai tera jiwan ....

mai teri kismat....

Aaja re........tu ab aa jare...

Suno Toh Ganga Yeh Kya Sunaye

Ke Mere Tatt Par Woh Log Aaye

Jinhone Aaise Niyam Banaye Ke

Praan Jaaye Par Vachan Na Jaaye

Vaaden Pe Tere Bharosa Hai

Main Jaanti Hu Tu Mera Hai

Vaaden Pe Tere Bharosa Hai

Main Jaanti Hu Tu Mera Hai

Jab Tak Na Aayega

Dil Mera Gaayega Aaja Re

Aaja Re O Sahiba

O Sahiba O Sahiba

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Mai uski dard bhari aawaj se Emotional ho gya....

Mandakini par yeh kafi bold filmaya tha....par nachaniya ke muh se dard bhara song laga....

Mai utha ke ghar nikal aya....

Lalla ko whi chhod ke bhag aya....

Mere aisa kisi ka dard nhi dekhna hota...muze pyar to nhi hua tha aisa kisi se...par soch ke hi judai ka dar lagta....

Mai apne ghar ke teres pai aske beth gya...

Upar taro ko dekh rha....moon nhi tha aakhash mai...

Mere teres ke upar sukhi ghas ka pahad tha...

Uspar let ke mai Nachaniya ki story sunke emotional hone laga...

Tabhi Lalla bhi side mai aake let jata...

Mai ek dam uske side palat ke bola

Me- kyu aa gye

He- tum kyu aye

Me- i dnt like it

He- muze bhi....

Meri thodi rone jaise aawaj sunke bola

He- kyu ro rha ladki jaise

Me- uski story sunke...

He- chalta hai sab....tune koi mal patai thi kya?

Me- nhi...man nhi hua...

He- ek pataya tha...par sali kamini nikali....

Me- hmmmmm relationship yane hasi khushi gam ghussa sabse relations ban jata...

He-chalo ek jagah le jata.....

Ham dono khade hoke niche utare...uski car mai beth ke dur jungal ki taraf nikal gye...

Jungal mai ek side pure sarso ke khet the....uski bich ek bada sa Aam ka ped tha...mango treee....

Uske upar machan bani thi. .ham vo machan par chadha ke beth gye....pura andhera tha....aur aam ke ped ki halki khusboo aur yellow sarso ki khusboo badi ruhani thi...

Ek do kankhajure tim tim kar rhe the...

Aur mendhak kido ki aawaj...par aisa lag rha koi mediation dhoon baj rhi....

Mai khana khane jaise betha tha....vo bhi same betha tha....

Vo ek dam mere thies par (jangh)

Par let gya....

Mai ek hath uske chest nd ek mathese se balo pai le gya....

Aur ruk gya..

He- phir kar....acha lag rha...

Mai bhi chup chap karne laga...

He- mai itna khush iske pehele kabhi tha nhi...aisa koi dost tha nhi jo itna pyar se joru jaisa sehelaye...

Me- hmmm

He- mai don hu yha gav ka..par vo bhi Maiya ke chalte...mere pitaji ko maiya ki bohot bate nhi patti thi.

Me- tumhari new mom kaisi hai?

He- Devi hai....

Me- acha tum milte ho..

He- ha.....kash meri ma thik hoti...pitaji dusare  jagah nhi rehete...sab ek jagah...logo ke tano se dur...

Me- jane do...thik hoga ab  sab

He- kab jayga Bhopal

Me- result aane ke bad 

He- bhool jayga phir?

Me- nhi

He- ruk ja...mai yha se job karwa dunga

Me- par yha wajah bhi to nhi hai...

He- kyu mai nhi...

Mai ek  dam hath rokha diya....

Mai socha usko bata du ki i start liking him...par dar bhi lag rha tha....i knw he also like me...

He- kyu chup ho gya?

Me- nhi...

Usne ek dam coller pakad niche khich liya...meri nak ko nak ek dam takrai...

Mai andher mai uski chamkti aakhe dekh pa rha....saso ki garmahat bhi....

Usne aur coller khich ke mathe pai kiss kiya....mai uske galo ko dono hatho se pakada...uske galo ko kiss kiya....

Aur ek dam sidha ho gya....

Vo bhi leta ke beth gya....muze  kando ko pakad kar leta diya upar vo chadha gya....mere dono hatho ko apne hatho se upar kar liya...lock jaise karte...

Mai gheheri sas leke usse bola

Me- kya kar rhe apan

He- Hone do jo ho rha....koi nhi ata yha...

Me- par koi aya..dekha to tum to fas jaoge...

He- kyu tum nhi fasoge?

Me-tumhare sath fasne mai koi problem nhi....

Mai dhire gardan upar karke uske lips ko touch kar ke phir niche let gya...

Vo bhi hasne laga....usne dono hath chhod diye....mai usko dhakal kar uske par let gya...

Haske uskole hath upar karke pakad liya...jaise koi reap karta...

Me- Aaj Lalla ki Ijat par hath dalne wala hai koi..

He- acha.....itna dam...

Mai usko kiss karne laga....2 min hath chhod diye...aur bas kiss 15-20 karne ke bad....uske cheast par let gya...

Ham dono bhi akhe band karke let gye....vo feeling kuch aur hi thi....aisa lag rha tha ki bas yhi aakhir din hai aur janat mil gai ho....

Ham dono wahi chipak kar so gye...

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Suraj nikla 6 baje....ped par chidiya chehekne lagi...murga bag de rha....

Mai ek dam utha...dekha uske chest par soya tha...

Ek dam utha ke usko hila ke uthaya..

Me- utho..bhor ho gai...Thakuraiyan ko tum dikhe nhi to mar dalegi...

Hvo utha....ek dam pass aakhe kiss kiya....

He- koi nhi....chal chalte...

Me-aaj haldi hai...meheman aayenge...

Ham dono car beth ke ghar aa gye...mera ghar 6 ghar chhod ke tha...to mai Thakuraiyan

Ke ghar hi utra...

Thakuraiyan nahake yellow sadi pehene puja thali hath liye darwaj par hi khadi thi...

Muze ghusse mai dekhne lagi....

Thakuraiyan Lalla ko dekh haske bolti"kaha tha Lalla ek Call kar dete"

Mere taraf dekh boli "Shahari hava lag gai kya?"

Mai sunke nikalne laga tabhi lalla bolta " Ajay aaj 11 baje aa..haldi khelne"

Mai gardan hila ke ha bola...nikal ke apne ghar aa gya...sab chadha gye ki kaha tha kya karne gya...Lalla badnam tha..mere mom dad ko laga ki ko Randi bajar gye the...

Meri mom muze shahar wapas bhejne ko bolne lagi

Mai ghusse mai bol diya "jo aap soch rhe waisa nhi...vo simpal ladka hai"

Pita- Beta bas yad rakhna mehenat se Engg kiya tuze...mera nam mat kharab hone dena...

Mai sunke apne room aake let gya....

Idhar man hi man Lalla ko yad karke khush ho rha...wha papa ki ijat ka khayala ane laga...

Man kar rha tha kab 11 bajte aur kab milta lalla ko...ek man karne laga jada aage na badhu badnam ho jaunga...

 Sab ulzan ke bich mai man hi man socha " unko engg chahiye tha ban gya...par ab kuch mere man ko bhi acha lage waisa karu kuch"

Yeh sab soch mai 11 baj gye...

Thakuraiyan ke ghar chala gya....bohot aaurte...gana bajana...yellow sadiyo mai sab.....dulha bich mai beth Thakuraiyan najar nikal rhi..baju mai uske rishtedar dholki leke gana ga rhi "Sone Ki Katori Mein Haldi Parose...badka hammar sonaba"

Sab hasi majak chal rha...lalla bhid mai dikh nhi rha tha....mai bhi yellow kurta pehen ke dekh rha sabko...

Tabhi lalla pichese mere pitha par marta..

He- chal haldi khelte

Me- nmalkin hai...

Vo khich ke le jata ....dulhe ko haldi lagata phir muze gal pai laga diya....

Sab log ek dusare ko lagane lage....

Thakuraiyan bhi sabko lagane mai lag gai.....holi jaise kgele bas haldi shuru ho gai...

Mai lalla ke upar pani dal diya......

Lalla bhi haldi uthake mere muh par masal diya......

20-25 min ke bad...

Sab thak ke betha gye....Thakuraiyan badka ko andar le gai...aur 5-6 aaurate bhi...

Mai ghar jane ko nikla....bye bolne lalla ko gale laga diya ...

He- kaha?

Me- home...shower

He-pagale abhi haldi lagi kaha tuze....

Vo haldi ka katora ek hath pakade..muze pakad bhid mai apne room le gya...

Darwaja khidkiya band karke....mere samne khada ho gya .

He- kyu teri haldi ho gai

Me- aur kya khelna ...

Aaine ke samne khada kiya muze...pichese...

Usme mera kurta upar se nikal diya...meri pitha ko vo apne side ghumake haldi mere pitha ko upar se niche tak lata gya...vo current se meri sas ful gai...

Vo hi hath pet taraf leke aya...aaine se muze dekh rha....

Jaise uska hath niche gya...mai ek dam pakad liya....

Palat ke uska kurta payjama nikal liya....

Bathroom usse le gya...

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.(bathroom mai casuly sex hua)

Ham dono bahar nikale ek dam fresh hoke...

Me- ohhh kapde kya pehenu?

Vo apni almari khol mere liye uske kurta payjama nikal diya ...

Me- underwaer?

Vo hasne laga...

He- meri pehen le...

Mai room ka darwaja khola aur bahar lage cammer par dhyan gya...kahi Thakuraiyan ne dekha to nhi hoga...par vo kaha dekhegi...shadi ke ghar bohot kam the uske...

Lalla baki mehemano ke sath tha...par ham log bich bich mai uske room jake kiss karte the...

Din bit gya...

Shadi ka din aa gya....

Ghar ke bahar shadi thi....mandap mai sab the...

Lalla aur mai side mai khade the dulha dulhan ke....

Phero ke liye dono khade ho gye.....thakur Thakuraiyan sab phero mai ful barsa rhe...

Tabhi lalla kan mai bolta " Inki suhagrat hone se pehele apan karte"

Me- mad

 Vo dhire se bola " chal kamine sab shadi mai hai....5 min mai aate"

Lalla bol rha tab Thakuraiyan ghur rhi thi muze....

Par time aisa tha..mai ignore karke Lalla ke piche nikal pada...

Jaise ham ghar mai enter ho gye...hath pakad kar room ke pass gye....ham dono ne aage piche dekh kiss karte karte room laga liye...

20 min bad phir kapde thik thak kiye mandap pohoche....

Tab tak sab shadi rasam hoke log khane lage...

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Shadi hoke 1 din ho gya...

Lalla ke piche shadi ke bohot kam the jo vo pura karne mai tha...mai bhi usse pareshan nhi karna chahta tha...

Ussi rat ko 11 baje ghar ka darwaja khat khatake 5-6 log aaye....

Muze Thakuraiyan ne Cammera nikalne ke liye bulaya tha....

Mai half nind half jag ke pohocha...

Thakuraiyan- Aao mere room...."are oye kamchor..lalla ko bhi room bhej"

Mai uska chilana sun dar gya...

Thakuraiyan ke room mai aur lalla dono aske khade ho gye...Thakuraiyan pallu sambhal room laga di...

Thakuraiyan- ek bat bato...tum dono mai kya chal rha?

Lalla- (haske bolta) kya chalne wala hai..

Thakuraiyan palang ke nichese ek danda uthake lalla ke pair par marti...lalla jor se chilake niche girta..

Me- Thakuraiyan kyu mar rhi...

Thakuraiyan phir betha jati bed par....

"Bata Ajay kya chal rha"

Mai dar gya " Nhi kuch nhi"

Vo phir khadi hoke lalla ko marti....

Mere aakho mai ek dam pani ata...lalla jo se chilata...

Thakuraiyan phir bolti " Yeh cammera dekh kya dikha rha"

Mai screen pai dekhta ki ham dono darwaje pai kiss kar rhe...

Thakuraiyan ne vo footage reverse karke dekh li thi....

Thakuraiyan" kya chal rha"

Tabhi mai Lalla ke pass betha gya....aur phir danda uthake marti...

Mai chilake bolta "Tohar Lalla hamar saiya khush"

Vo lalla ko bohot marti...mai danda pakadne jata par bohot vo kas kas ke ghumati....

Mai rota bolta "mat maro..muze maro"

Thakuraiyan danda fek pallu sambhale betha kar rone lagi...

Rote rote bolti " Teri ma bap ne mara hota..aaj mere bete ko mar nhi padti...mera lalla ko tu jadu kiya...usse hijda banaya...kya muh dikhau ki mera beta Gand marwata..marta ladko ki"

Jaise mai sutna mai rote rote nich beth jata....lalla bhi rone lag jata...

Lalla- Maiya aisa nhi...muze pasand hai Ajay ke sath rehena"

Thakuraiyan- muze thoda jahar dede..mai mar jati...jite ji mai nhi dekh sakti yeh..

Lalla- maiya aisa mat bol...

Thakuraiyan- wada kar Ajay ko iske bad nhi milega...

Lalla- maiya yeh mat mang...

Me- plz dedo wada...

Thakuraiyan- Randi ki aaulad mere bete aur mere bich mat bol...

Lalla- Maiya tu mat mar mai hi marta...

Me- pagal ho kya...mera kya hoga..

Lalla ek dam Thakuraiyan ke per padta..uske muh se khoon nikalne laga...

Me-Lalla..ma jo bol rhi vo karo...

Lalla- yane...

Me-Khatam karte...mai kal Bhopal chala jaunga...Thakuraiyan maf karna...

Thakuraiyan- yad rakha phir kabhi dikha mar dalungi...Hamar lalla hamar hi hai...

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Ajay wha se bhag jata aur apne Bhopal wapas chala jata....kabhi kabhi jada love bhi mehenga padta....

Kabhi kabhi relationship gay coupal shuru karte aisi harkate karenge jisse logo ko shak hone lagta...unko acha lagta vo time par vo hi shaq logo apne ghar walo ke samne jahir karne lagte tab?

Love ur bf...but dnt Show to 3rd person...

Love badi private chij hoti...fb ka status nhi jo setting Public karke rakhe....

Ajay chala jata ...kuch sal bad jab Thakuraiyan ki Death ho jati vo dono phir ek hote...

True relation yhi hai...jab apna reltion Hasi,Ghusa,Pyar,Jalan,Rona,Chidne se banna shuru hota...

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