Death Certificate by Niketan Toshan

Death Certificate
By
Niketan Toshan
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DISCLAIMER All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. WARNING THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT CIGARETTE SMOKING IS DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH. ADULT CONTENT Some story is It involves various phrases and slang from around that time Or Area , which aren't used anymore.
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(News studio With Girl news Anchor)

"Hello India aap dekh rhe Dil ki bate News channel" Day Night "par....aaj hamare studio hai India frist Official Gay Married couple Sushant aur Tushar..welcome our Studio"

Su- thanx
Tu-Thanx Gud eve...
Reporter- kaisa lag rha after ur Marriage???
Sushant thoda haske Tushar ko dekhta...tushar sushant ko dekh bolta
"Wonderful"
Anchor- now u both 30 and 31 year....aap log mile kab nd marriage ka faisla liya kaise???
Tu- ham ek social networking site par mile the...that time i am 22 nd he is 23
Su- ha aur ek sal mai bada hu isliye yeh reject kar diya...but bate chalti rhi aur thinking match hoti gai....we r both in social activity
Tu- aur ek din soch liya 377 ko khatam kar ek new life style laye...jaha sab open ho..
Su- hamne last month police ke dande bhi khaye the...jisse Tushar ke sir lag gya tha...khoon yeh vo...
Anchor- now next plan???
Su- bas ham ab apne ghar shift ho rhe...
Tu- ab koi plane nhi...want enjoy our Marriage life

Anchor- toh yeh the india 1st married couple...inhe inke aage ki journey ke liye best of luck dete..aur aap dekhte rhe Day Night

Cammer light off ho jati and Tushar aur mai chair se utha jate..sab mike nikal side mai table par rakha dete...anchor pass aake hath milake chale jate...aur ham dono news channel se bahar nikal auto pakadne raste par khade ho jate....Tushar khush tha..usse dekh mai bhi...hath mai hath pakade rat ke 10 baje auto ko rukate...mumbai jaise city kabhi soti nhi.....
Tabhi ek auto aake rukta aur ham auto mai betha bat karne lagte...
Tushar- toh aaj ka din bada intresting tha...3 new channel interviews diye..tum toh Hero ban gye Deo
Su- ha toh tum bhi toh bane...fus fus...
Tu- bas dar hai kahi najar na lag jaye ..
Su- waise apan dono ki family ne apna pind dan toh kar diya ab kya ek dusare ka sath apne ko dena hai....
Tu- plz kabhi muze chhod mat jana...tumhare liye duniya chhod aya hu..
Su- mai bhi
Tu- bas ab tum mai apne new ghar...tum apna job dekho..mai apna....no zagda..no samaj seva..koi aandolan nhi...
Su- par khana pakayga kon??
Tu- jab tak hu...uska tension mat lo...i knw ek chay bhi nhi banane aati tume Deo
Su- chal room batat hu..kaise hota Fus fus karna...

Auto wala ghar drop kar deta...bade se apartment  10th floor par ghar tha dono ka..3 room thi....tushar ko uchai pasand thi...
Ham room gye...darwaja khola.bas kiss shuru kar diya....mano salo ke bichade bas tut pade...2-3 hrs bad rat ko 3 baje dono ko bhuk lag gai....mai bed par lete tha....tushar bola " bhuk lagi??
Me- ha
Tu- ruko khichadi laga deta...muze bhi lagi hai...
Me- hmmmm
 Khana ban ham table par towel lapet kar betha gye khane...
Tu- ek bat batani thi...
Me- hmmm bol
Tu- maine LIC ke 4 Lakhs ko kahi invest kiya...
Me- kaha.???
Tu-.bas 9 month bad business grow up ho jayga...nd we got nèw job..

Mai ghussa ho gya us pai... "Me-.tum aise kaise laga diya ..ek bar puch lete ..kaha konsi company... Koi bogas nikal gya ..ya kuch???"
He-  i knw par plz
Me- koi plz nhi....batao kaha lagaye???kahi jua khele ya ghuma diye???

Vo muze dekhta rha aur piche chakkar aake gir gya....mai utha chilake "tushar......."


Vo beshudh hoke niche pada rha....mai gya...uska tshir paint pehena ke niche side wale ko family ko jagaya....ham usse hospital le gye....
City scan yeh vo test hua....usse ICU mai rakha gya...
Subha hote hote usse hosh aa gya....
Dr. Ne sari report bhi muze bata di thi...
Police ke dande se dimag mai khoon jama ho gya tha...uske pass bohot kam samay tha....

Yeh bat sun mai chup chap sadame mai chala gya....ek lambi sas leke aakho mai aaye pani ko poch tushar ke pass gya....
Tushar ek dam kamjor pada tha.....apne bed par salaine..ECG machine ki Too-too aawaj vo ICU mai gunj rhi thi....
Uski aawaj bhi kamjor si ho gai thi...
Mai uske pass betha gya...uska hath pakad apne hath se uska hath pass lake chum diya...
Vo halke se has diya...
Tu-mere kano ko thand lag rhi..plz rumal bandh do...

Mai usse band diya....

Tu- karlo seva...uske bad kabhi nhi bolunga...jada din nhi rhe...

Mere aakho mai ek dam pani aa gya...man kiya usse pakad ji bhar rou...ya usse kahi door le jau uske death se...

Tu- pagal aise bye bolega???Abhi toh bohot life hai...

Uske aakho se bhi pani behenee laga...
Tu- tumhare sath bitaye 9 sal hamesha yad rahenge....par tum yhi mat rukna...tume aur bohot kuch karna hai...
Me- plz aisa mat bol...tu kahi nhi jayga..
Tu- apan yhi tak the...bas ek last wish puri kar do..
Me- no..koi last wish nhi..
Tu- sunlo...mere Death Certificate mai Mere nam ke bad tumhara nam ho as my husband..... Jee toh nhi saka tumhare sath kam se kam marne ke bad sath rahu....muze jalana mat..dar lagta aag se...bas Dafana dena...bas tum jaha bhi raho...sal mai ek bar milne aaya karna....I alway Love You Fus fus...
Me- love u too....

Bas vo thanda pad gya aur uski aakhri sase ruk gai....
Mai chilaya "tushar utha..mat ja be...dekh apne ko ghar mai time spend karna hai...bohot planing aur ghumna hai...utha yar deo..utha"

Doctor ne muze khich ke bahar nikal diya....darwaja lagaye uski heartbeat shuru karne ka try kiye.....
Doctor bahar aake bole "Sorry he is no more"

Mai sunte hi chiila pada....niche ghutno par gir gya....

Dr- plz sambhalo....boday Postmortem ke liye deni hai?

Mai khada hua " Nhi muze uske boday par koi ghav nhi chahiye"


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3 din bad uske kabar par Nam likha hua pathar aur samadhi banane ke liye mai Church ke kabristan gya....
Wha bahar hi marbal ke pathar par nam likh kar dene wale the...
Mai jake shop mai betha gya
Shopkeeper- boliye sir kaisa Marbal du..
Me- bus jo salo tike...new ka new lage...
Sho- thik hai....Goldan Marbal acha hai....uspe kya likhu???paper par likh dijiye...

Paper par "To my dear Husband Tushar Sushant Singh (12-2-1985 to 4-8-2016)
In ur memory... Love u Fus Fus"

Shopkeeper- plz ghussa mat kijiye  yeh Fus Fus Yane...
Me- usse mera Deo acha nhi lagta tha...vo perfume lagabe ko bolta tha...aur muze vo fus fus nhi pasand tha .....par usse tha...isliye bolta tha ..

Shopkeeper- sir aaj doper tak banake lagwa dunga....par aap vo utne last mai khu banaye....ek dam last mai???jaha wall compaund lagta.??

Me- kuch reson tha.....
Mai utha ke chala aya apne  ghar......
Darwaja khol ke apne sune pade ghar ko dekhta rha...thoda saman bikhra tha...kyu ki vo clean rakhta tha....man hi man socha vo nhi toh chalo mai aaj clean kar deta....uske almari se sare kapade nikal ek bag mai bhar diye....uske shoes uske jeans......sara saman...bus uska Swetor aur tshirt aur jeans ka ek set rakha diya....
Baki niche jake watchmen ke bete ko de diya....sab ache kapade the....kisi ke kam aayange....

Bas bag dete samay meri aakhe bhar aai.....bas dil par pathar rakha...sab saman usse de diya....
Upar aaya toh uska laptop tha.....uske side ka almari khali ho gai thi....
Tabhi piche se aawaj aai tushar bola
" kamine muze bas itnusi jagah di...aur khud itani...."
Mai palta  bola " jtni  hona utni le"

Aur piche koi nhi tha....

Apne dressing table par rakhe uske perfumes ki botl ko dekha...
Tushar bola " muze kal bhangar wala bol rha tha deo ki botel khali nhi hui kya? Bichare ko month mai umeed hoti tumse ki 1-2 toh bhi do"

Me- are yar mai kya karu...tikta nhi smell
He- isliye yeh perfumes lagao..deo nhi..
Me- ha re fus fus..mai itne mehenge nhi leta....
He- ohhhhhj mere se udhar lo...
Me- ha...

Ek dam aaiyne mai khud ko dekhta aur fut fut rone lagta....
Uska laptop open kar ham dono ko sath wale video dekhne lagta....
Jaha ghumne gye the wha ke...

Bas dekhte dekhte mai so gya.....
Rat ke 8 baje utha....doper se sham ho gai thi...laptop ki battery khatam ho gai toh vo bhi shant ho gya tha....

Mai utha kitchen aya....

He- kya banaoge??? Isliye bola tha sikh lo..
Me- tum aaj ke din banalo..mai kal se sikhunga

Mera sir ek dam se gas ki chimany ko lagta....mai lambi lambi sas leke rona control karne laga...
Jaise taise khichadi bana ke...jali juli bana ke kha ne lagta.....

He- namak thik hai???
Me- thodi jali
He- tum banan phir pata chalega...

Mai ek dam hath gila hone lagta...niche dekhta to beding mai hath dhote reheta.....
Bed ek pass gya....uske tshirt ko bed  par rakha....jeans ko....perfume mar diya....
Apna shirt nikal uspar let gya.....

He- yar tum aise roj letoge...mere cheast dhukhenge...budhha hone ke bad..
Me-daba dunga...
He- yhi happiness hai???
Me- ur arm whole word for me...
He- aur kabhi mai nhi rha...
Me- dusara launga....
He- ja kamine yha se....

Aur mai bed se gir gya.....clock ko dekha toh rat ke 3 baj gye the....
Mai utha.....tv on kar diya....
"Tuze jina hai mere bina" aashiq ka song chal rha tha....
Mai vo song dekhte man hi man bola inko kya pata real mai khona kya hota....

He- yar koi romanti porn laga...
Me- romantic film dekhte...porn apan karte...
He- tum toh ready raho...bas
Me- jan...i am alway ready....

Aur tabhi darwaje ki bell bajti...aakhe khol dekhta to subha ke 7 baj gye....dhudh wala tha....
Dhudh liya....garam karne gas par rakha....
Apne bedroom gya aur nahake ready ho gya...tab tak dhud jal ke koyala ban gya...

He- yeh 3rd time hai...aaj ek kam bola ki mere nahane tak dekho...vo bhi nhi hua...ab chalo bahar pite chay
Me- sorry sorry...

Aur mera hath jal jata garam bartan chune se ....

Mai dhire dhire pagal hote ja rha tha....
Ofiice ke liye thode instant noodle bana ke kha liye....11 baje office tha...10 baje nikalne wala tha....
Tabhi door bell baji....
Darwaja khola toh Tushar ke mom dad samne the....9 baj gye the subha ke...
Mom Chilake gala pakad li...

Mom- mar dala mere bete ko....mere se chin liya...

Dad- ek bar dekhne bhi nhi diya.....

Dono rone lag gye....mai bhi rone laga.....

Me- sab bohot jaldi jaldi ho gya....par aap hi toh bole the mar gya vo aapke liye...itne salo ek call bhi nhi kiya...

Mom- ha ghussa the....par mera beta tha...mere kok se nikla tha....mar gya re...sabko khushu deke....
Maine dono ko pakad apne holl ke sofa par betha diya....andar se pani laya....
Me- pi lijiye.....

Dono pani pite ...

Me- tushar aur mai hamesha se aapko milne aane ki sochte the...par dar tha...

Vo kuch bole nhi wha se utha ke chale gye....mai roka nhi unhe...kyu ki jab jinda tha tab call nhi karte na uthate the.....ab kyu ro rhe.....jinda hai tabhi bat karlo...marne ke bad kuch nhi reheta....

Tabhi door bell bajti...aur Government Officer mere ghar "Marriage Certificate" ki registry lata....
Mai sing kar vo card le leta....

Aur usko certificate ko dekh ek dam niche betha jata...ham dono ka salo ka sapna tha.....par isko dekhne vo hi nhi rha....mai chilaya "Fus fus" aur rone laga....

"Dekh marriage certificate aa gya...plz ab tu bhi wapas aa"

He- kya hua???? Aaj shadi hui hai....jab certificate aayga tab suhagrat karenge...vo bhi flower lagake....tab tak news ko interview denge...next week aayga....


Mai usko chune gya vo gayab ho gya....
Mai wha se utha....apni gadi ki chabi leke uske kabar par gya...
Uske kabar par marriage certificate rakha rone gya...
Me- Ab jaise marriage certificate aya...waise hi tumhara death certificate banega....

Mai gya BMC office.....

Wha ke 50+ kala mota chashme wale babu ko bola
Me- death certificate banana hai...
Babu-jaha declared kiya hospital ne unka certificate. Barth certificate aur aadhar card uska.....

Mai vo from liya bhara
Name Tushar Sushant Singh
DOB -12-21985
Death reason- brain injury
Ht- 5.9
Dr Name- dr. Vyas
Father/ husband name - Sushant Singh
Mother- Kaveri


Sab bhar mai  jod diya....vo dekha....

Babu- kya re bhai....nam kya galat likha...mare hue ka bap ka nam  Rajit hai barth certificate mai...aur death mai alag

Me- mera husband tha vo
He- piya hai kya..???ya uski wife ki aatama ghussi...

Vo hasne laga....yeh sun uske aaju baju ke bhi...sarkari office tha...

Baju ke table wala bolta
" are ye vo hijade hai new wale jo shadi kiye"

Yeh sun chid aa gai...usse bola
" madarchod mera lund itna bada hai khol ke dikhAu toh gand phategi"

Vo babu - are Eka re baba...sun mai aise nhi de sakta....mai uske barth nam se banata ..
Me- i am his husband
Babu- hindi bol....tu hoga husbab par kaise
Me- shadi ka certificate hai
Babu- bhai India High Court ka faisala hai...par hame koi notification nhi aya...ki marne ke bad kya nam hoga yeh vo...tu collector ko mil...

Mai gya...collector ko time mang gya....safed shirt pehene ek insan tha....

He- kya hua???
Me- mera pati mara...par yeh mere nam wala death certificate nhi de rhe....

Vo chup hua.....apne  clerk  bulata...

" yeh kya re hijdo ko bhej diya subha subha???"
Muze dekh cleark bolta " kya kiya tu??"
Me- muze mera haq chahiye....aur ye kya bol rhe aap ki Hijda yeh vo....suprem court ka faisala hai...
Collector- tum logo ne jina mushkil kiya...pehele shadi ab yeh....puri generation kharab karo...
Me- sir yeh kya bol rhe...
He- bhai..jab tak court ka notification muze nhi milta tab tak tu tali thok
Me- kya???
He- abe nikal...subha subha time mat kha...

Mai ghusse mai collector par thuk deta....
Aur bahar nikalta..


Jaise collector office parking aata police muze pakad leti...
Aur media wale vo shoot karte...collector office ke bahar aata....muze dono side se pakad  police.....
Collector mere par thuk deta...mera muh pura pani pani hota....aur yeh sab Media ka camrrea record kar leta....

Tabhi sab camera leke aate...
Muze puchte kya hua...
Tabhi collector bolta "yeh Hijda thuka mere upar sala"

Mai chilata " mai Hijda nhi hu...collector ko ghussa hai LGBT ke  logo par....mere husband ke death certificate nhi de rha...bol rha husband name nhi lagega...last wish thi....tum chhodo yar dono"
Mai police ko dhakka deta....

"Sach mai ...mai nhi thuka collector par"

Bas mai wha se nikal jata....ghar aake news channel lagata...dekhta toh meri footage chal rhi...aur sab collector ko galiya rhe....

Tabhi mera door bajta...open karta toh 26 year ka....ek formal shirt pehene....news channel se aya tha...

Me- kon??
He- mai Ravi news channel 360° se...
Me- ha...
He- aaj rat ko mere channel plz aaiye...aaj jo hua uska discuss karenge...isse TRP hogi and apka kam bhi...try karenge CM se bat kar de...

Me- plz andar aao...
He- thanx...
Me-  Thik hai....par muze koi tamasha nhi karna...
He- I am with u...

Vo mere Thais  Par hath rakha....ek smile deke darwaje ke pass gya...

He- mai aaunga apko lene..drop bhi kar dunga...and dinner mere taraf se...8 baje aaunga...9 to 9.30 live and phir dinner..

Me- dinner nhi..
He- plz??
Me- thik...

Vo chala gya...

Maggi khake mai doper ko so gya...
7 baje bathroom gya...
Kapde nikal nahane laga....
Bahar aya...towel se boday pohane laga..apni jockey pehena...jeans aur formal shirt pehen....Tushar ka fav perfume mai 8 baje ready ho gya....vo niche aaya..mai jake beth gya...

He- sir smart dikh rhe..
Me- hmmm
He- what's ur ht??
Me- aaaaaaa 5.9
He- I am Vers...nd Singal
Me- ohhhh...
Muze thoda vierd laga...
He- as frnd..tume jab jarurat pade..plz call me...
Me- ok....

Aur ham log mumbai ki tarrif mai nikal pade aur interview ke liye studio pohoch gye...

Chair par betha....kuch director ne instructions diye...gali nd marpit control ki...

Program live tha shuru ho gya....
Ravi hi tha anchor...

Ravi- swagat hai aapka aaj ke prime time mai...sham ke 9 baj rhe aur aaj ke prime time ka mudda hai ...aise love story ka jo India ke history mai nam darg ho gya...par dukhat bat yeh hui ki shadi ke 2 week bad vo coupal bhagwan aalag kar diya....ji ha yeh story hai Sushant and Tushar ki...aaj studio mai Sushant hai jo aaj hue hangame ke bare mai batane ke liye...

( sab bata deta jo hua...par thuka yeh nhi)

He- ohhhhhh aap death certificate yeh nam se kyu banane chahate....

Mere aakho mai pani aata

Me- uski last wish thi..ki marne ke bad bhi ham dono ka nam juda rhe....
Ravi- toh yeh last wish puri karne ki tadap hai...
Me- 9 sal se relationship tha...koi kuch bhi bole hijda yeh vo...par mai usse aur vo muzse pyar karta tha.....
Ravi- aapki aakhe bata rhi....chaliye CM se aap direct puchiye...

Call lagta CM se mai bat karta...
Me- mere death husband ki last wish ko pura kyu nhi kar rhi gov...
CM- dekhiye aapke sath jo hua uske liye muze dukh hai...apki taklif mai samz sakta...mai report mangi hai....par jab tak court Notification nhi degi mai nhi kuch kar sakta....mai chahta hu ki Aap RTI daliye...( Right to information act) jisse court bataye...
Me- sir aap dhyan dijiye...
CM- mai bharosa deta...mere liye sab ek hai..aur aapko Nyay milega....

Phone cut hota...
 Shooting khatam hoti...ham ek hotel dinner ke liye pohochte ..
Table par bethe...
He- ab next??
Me- RTI dalunga..
Me- Kaha Court mai??
Me- yes...
He- par court RTI ke under nhi aata..bus CM office...
Me- par CM bole...
He- try karo...

Vo hath pakad leta...
He- everything will be f9

Mai usko ek smile deta....
Dinner kar vo drop kar deta....
Mai ghar aate hi Application likhta...
Dusare din court mai dal deta...
1 month bad reply aata ki " aapko Death certificate ke liye new LGBT rights ke liye apply karna hoga"

Yane sidha tha...married certificate  sirf nam ke liye bana...aur LGBT r8 ka koi istamal hua nhi...jaise Straight ke marne ke bad sari property family and wife husband ko milti...yha yeh marriage law mai aisa kuch nhi tha...bas dikhane ke liye tha...
Mai samz gya yeh ladai aur lambi chalegi...mai turant Ravi ko call kiya...sare Trust and Group mai yeh galti bataya...
1 month  mai sab se meeting kar hamne 333 pages ki ek
JUDICIARY Fill kar di....
15 din bad date mili...judiciary accept ho gai....3 gay lawer mil vo  act ke new  development kE liye lambi kanun ladai shuru ho gai....
Roj ki meeting ...bate media talk chating mai mano mai busy ho gya....2 month ke bad muze Dhamki bhare letter aur call aana shuru ho gye....hamare badhati takat ko dekh koi jalane lage...
Kuch din bad mere ghar ke darwaje par paint dick bana tha...wha likha tha "suck my dick u hijda"

Mai dekh ghusse mai police pass gya...
Par police muze yeh kehe kar nikal deti "Jada masti haina Rights dilane ki...yeh hoga"

Muze ghar cheng ki nasihat dete...
Mai wha se Ravi ko call kar bolta ki dikhao logo ki log kaise kar rhe....

5 month ho jate....
Ek din ghar se court jane ko nikla toh kuch political party ke log muze dekh nare lagane lage...aur pathar marna shuru...mere sar aur galo ko 2 pathar lagta...mai bhag kar court samne girta..police unko rok muze uthati....
Par mai kaha rukane wala tha.....
Apni ladai chalu rakha ke....
9 month bad muze Tushar ka death certificate mila...uske bank aur all leagal rights ke sath....
Mai vo certificate leke sham ko 7 baje apne ghar aya...
Mai bas apne sofa par uss certificate ko dekha rha tha...
Tabhi door bell bajti
Mai darwaja khol dekhta toh ek aaurat 7 din ke bacche ko leke khadi thi...
Me- ji kon??
She- Tushar sir ki aamanat..
Me- yane...
She- mai surrogate mother hu...5 lakh  deke muze yeh bachha rakhane ko bole the....
Vo rone lagi....
She- unko pata tha ki vo nhi rehe sakte..isliye vo yeh CD de gye..bole the ki de dena...aur baccha bhi....plz

Mai vo baccha le leta shock mai rehe kar laptop on kar CD chalata...
Video mai Tushar rote rote bolta "hey deo...sun rhe?? Ha sun rehe honge...yeh apna baccha hai...ladka hua to Ram rakhna ladki hui toh Radha...muze dr pehele bole the jada din nhi rhe..par kya karu pyar itna karta tha shadi kar liya...plz isse muze ek bar sal mai milwate jana...aur koi better half dhund lo....maggi aur khichadi mat khana....kuch sikh lo...bacche ko protine fiber hona....contract ke hisab se yeh made ban 2 month sambhalegi....bas tum khush rho...love u deo"

Mai vo dekh rone laga..." Love too fus fus"

Mai usse uthake chumne laga....aur rote rote bacche ko vo kabar ke pass leke aya....
Me- see our child...


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25 year later...
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Ek ladka ladki shadi ke jode mai kabar ke samne khade the...
Ladki- yehi hai mere dono dad ki kabar...
Ladka- isliye tumhare Sushant papa ne itni dur ki jagah chuni jisse vo marne take khali rhe aur  Tushar papa ke baju vo rehe sake???
Radha- ha yhi reason tha.....yeh bat ravi uncal nhi batate toh muze kabhi pata nhi chalti...Love You daddy's....mai Tushar papa papa aapse mili nhi par aapke video aur photo se...papa ki bato se hamesha jinda rakha.....kabhi shadi nhi kiye.....par papa Last wish mai Khichadi mangi...aur dafanate samay perfume aur ek deo ki botel sath....
Pata nhi dono abhi betha apni love story puri kar rhe honge....

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Love Story like chapter ek khatam ek shuru...par True love Chapter
never Ends....
I love him par naseeb walo ko milta….may be  apne naseeb ko time
Hai…Don’t Cry

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