Dekhar Tume Yakin Hota Hai by Niketan Toshan

Dekhar Tume Yakin Hota Hai
By
Niketan Toshan
( my Bday special )
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Zam zam barish ke sath july mahine ki vo thandi  tej barsat mai subha subha ek ladka apni college bag liye ghar se nikla...safed shirt pehene black jeans pehen vo apna kala chata liye dhire dhire pani ke gadho ko dekh nikla...kabhi chalang marta kabhi side hoke.......uska na Mithan ...23 sal ka ladka....sawla thoda 5.8 ht aur bhuri akkho wala...

Tabhi ek 4 wheeler  Majje mai apne chakke se pani udake Tej speed se aai....aur road ka sara kharab pani bichare Mithan Udaye aage chali gai...
Mithan apni kharb shirt de man hi man galiyane laga...thoda fattu tha muh par bolne ki himat kaha....par vo Duster wala ruka bhi toh nhi...


Mithan phir wapas palat ghar jane ko nikla...apne khichad wale shirt ko saf karte....vo car wala phir aya.....pani udaya....aage gya....piche reverse kar mirror niche karta....
Mithan sochta ki ye pagal ya daku toh nhi....
Mirror niche hota ek 27 year  Tapas  hasta...aur uske baju mai uski gf Shreya haske bolti...
 "Sorry dude....bura na mano barish hai"

Mithan dekhta aur aage badha jata.....Tapas ko thoda bura lagta..but gf ko sath tha toh vo utna dhyan nhi deta....Mithan Tapas ka chehera dekhta....bus usse aur ghussa aane lagta....

Mithan ghar jata...Nahata aur phir kapde cheang kar road par nikalta....

Phir vo Dustar car liye baju mai aake rukta...

Tapas- Aa buddy..drop kar deta...

Mithan usse dekh sidhe chalne lagta....

Tapas phir Car liye uske side aa jata...
" Come on ladki jaisa mat kar"

Mithan uske side aake khada hoke uski Window mai zuk bolta
" Tum kya amir log...hamare garib ka majak udao pani dal"

Tapas ko hasi aa jati...
He- dude just water....thoda kichad tha...
Mithan- (ghusse mai) khalo thoda pani sath.....

Mithan chalne lagta tej barish mai....Tapas ka ego par lagi ...vo bhi than liya ab toh pani phir udaya jayga isper....
Bus vo apni car ko gear mai dal pani udake Mithan par chala jata.....
Mithan jor se chilake bolta "Madarchod sale kyu phir se"

Tapas apni side mirror se dekh haske nikal jata...
Yha koi ro diya aur wha koi hasake chala gya....
Gya jate hi phir nahake isbar socha ki kahi yeh kamina phir toh pareshan nhi karega..uthake pathar de maru Car par yha puncture kar hava sabak sikhau...

Na jane kitne ulze sulze soch ke sath dimag mai aya kyu na rain coat pehene nikla jaye...

Pehen ke rain coat Mithan nikla idhar udhar dekh...na jane barish kam ho nhi rhi...chalte chalte galli mai daye mud vo ek ghar ka gate khol andar jata...gate par ek Banner laga ke likha tha "Jahangir Gharana Basuri Wale"

Mithan 5 sal ki umar se Basuri sikh rha tha...par ab vo basuri sikhata apne guru ke yha....
Uske Guri Shri Shri Padaman ji Pandit Jahangir unke nam jaise unki hasti thi...mathe par battashe jaisa Chandan mathe par....
Mithan apni class shuru kar deta 10-20 bacche thodi besuri si basuri ki aawaj mai baja rhe.....Mithan sabko sikha rha...guru uski lagan dekh man hi man sochte ki yhi mera aane wala Waris hoga...

Yha ek ek din bit rhe....wahi ek din khili dhoop mai Sawan ke pehele Somwar ko Mithan Nah ke apna jeans T-shirt pehena road se ja rha tha...
Tabhi Tapas ki car side mai aake ruk jati...

Tapas apni car ka Mirror niche karta....
Mithan zuk ke dekhta....aur bas Tapas ka black Blazer Safed shirt aur black gogal ke sath...jel se set kiye balo ko dekh kar bas dekhta rha.....mano koi model road par nikal pada ho...
Tapas uski nigaho ko dekh bolta "Murder karne ki soch rhe ho?"

Mithan ek dam hosh aake bolta "no nhi"
Tapas- drop kar du??
Mi- ha....thanx...bas vo polis chouki tak..

Mithan uski car mai beth jata...car fresher ki smell uski nak mai betha jati ..aur full Poly leathers cot mai vo car andar se design thi...

Ta- sorry vo pani ke liye...u knw gf thi ..nd thoda flash impress u knw na.
Mi- Gf hi thina..gf itni nautanki wali thodi hoti...love toh yar bas understanding wala hota....vo ladki hi kya jo apne bf ko pitwame wale kam karne ko lagaye...

Tapas dekhte hi rha...thoda hasa..Car shuru kar gear mai dal bolta
Ta- i think tumhari gf nhi....
Mi- nhi
Ta- isliye...tume sex ke bare mai utna nhi pata....badi mehengi chij hoti...

Mithan uski bat sun man hi man samz jata ki yeh sex ka diwana hai....
Uska stop aata vo utar jata....
Mithan utarne ke bad sochta dono gf nd bf ek hi jat ke hai....

Dusare din phir halki barish ke sath Mithan vo hi road nikal jata....

Tapas bhi apni car vo samay road se le jata...
Tapas phir usse dekh rok deta...
Tapas ki car mai betha jata....tapas apne Boxer pehen....only half sholder t-shirt pehen ke tha...nind se utha hua.....apni hair legs nd ubhare cheast ko mithan dekhta rha....
Mithan- tum kaha ja rhe soke ke utha??
Ta- gf ke ghar ke gye....so ...
Mi- sex?
Ta-  bilkul yar...koi Shaq?Yha roj roj jate kaha ho??
Mi- basuru teacher hu...
Ta- ohhhh pipe fukne ka kam.
Mi- vo pipe fukna nhi....bada hard hota...
Ta- learn Guitar..... I am guitar player...
Mi- oooofff vo kya tun tuna bajana...tar ched kar...

Dono bhi ek dusare ke lalent ko nicha dikhane lag gye....par kya fayda...dono ki tar aur basuri mai ek dhoon dosti wali bajana shuru jo ho gai thi...

Tapas apni car ke front box se Anar Dana ki bottle nikalta...aur dhakhan khol Mithan ko deta...
Mithan kabhi dekha hi nhi ki anar dana hota kaise vo tapas ko ek dam confusion wali najar se dekh haske bolta
"Yeh kya hai??"
Tapas bhi dekhte reheta....
Ta- Anar Dana
Mi- dabbi mai bhara???
Ta- Are yeh Mukhwas hai....Hajmola jaise...chat pata...
Mi- mai khatta nhi khata...gala kharab hota
Ta- abe ek try toh kar....konsa kharab hona hai
Mi- tum jid kyu kar rhe....
Ta- ma chuda sale....
Mi- kya...Car rok...

Tapas itne jor se break marta jisse mithan sidhe samne wale kach par sir lagta....
Thada se aawaj aati....aawaj sun Tapas thoda dar jata aur Mithan ko sorry bolne lagta...
Mithan site ke piche ho darwaja khol nikalne lagta....
 Ta- abe sun toh...sorry...abe just gali thi...normal..
Mi- plz yar ab mere hath pair nhi tudwane..


Mithan apne class chala jata sir par lage chot ko ghisate...
Tapas ko thoda bura lagta par vo bhi kya kare...ghussa toh gear jaise tha..ek bar ko clutch daba de...gear badhate jata tha.... Tapas aur mitha 1 month tak apne hi duniya mai rehe gye...
Na dekh paye...na yad aai....

ek din  tapas apne dosto ke sath Guitar ki shop gya...wha musical Instruments ki sale lagi thi....Tapas ka dost Sumedh bhi wha aya tha....jo Guitar bajane mai expert tha...aur usse new new  instruments sikhne ka shouk tha.....
Sumedh wha guitar ko dekh rha...tabhi wha Mithan apne Student ke sath wha
Sumedh apni guitar se shop mai rock band ka music baja ke sabke kano ke parde jala deta...
Yha mitha ke student Mithan ko puchte ki konsi basuri le...
Mithan hath basuri liye bas ek madhur rag ched deta....sab ke kano ko ek thandak ki tarah kano ko sakun deti....Guitar wala Sumedh bhi apni guitar rokh uski  basuri sune lagta....sab shant hote aur 2 min bad mithan rok deta...shop ke sab uske liye tali bajana shuru kar dete....
Sumedh uske pass ek dam mantra mugdha uhe bolta

"Buddy can u plz teach me?"

Mithan ghungarale balo bale 5.8 ht gore se patale dubale....jokect jeans pehene wale ladke ko dekhta....aur uske piche khade Tapas ko bhi....

Mithan- sure...kal aa jana...
Su-But kaha???

Mithan piche Khade Tapas ko ishara dekh bolta " isse pata hai"

 Sumedh ek dam khush ho gya yeh socha kar ki Mithan aur tapas ek dam best frnd hai ...
Par  hakikat toh kuch aur thi :)

Dono bhi chaup chap dekhte rhe Sumedh ki khushi....
Dusare din Sumedh aur tapas Class ke bahar khade the.....
Tapas thoda uncomfortable tha ..kyu ki uske dimag vo break wali bat yad aai...
Mithan chup chap apne raste chalte aa rha...dono ko road par dekh halka muskurate dekh bolta...
Mi- jaldi aa gye??
Su- ha dude...
Mi- Dude buddy yha tak.... Class mai Guru or Sir....yha dost banke sikhoge kabhi nhi sikh paoge...
Su- ok...thik hai sir
Mi- Tapas bhi padhega???
Ta- na mai nhi....bus sath aya...
Mi- jisko padhna hai..vo hi andar aa sakta...tum yhi raho 75 min bad milte....
Ta- ok
Su- chal phir bye...bad mai milte...

Sumedh aur mithan dono class room jate...wha baki bacho ke sath basuri ke class lena shuru karta....yha Tapas apni car mai betha ghar chala jata...par vo hi bat dimag mai ghum rhi thi....thoda ajeeb lag rhi thi  vo dosti usse...


Dusare din Tapas apne ghar band wale club jata....jata sab uske band ke frnd milte....whi Tapas ki guitar  ke sath Mithan khelte dikhta....
Tapas thoda ghussa karta vo dekh ki koi uske lover ke sath ched chad kar rha...

Mithan ke pass jake vo guitar chin leta....
Tabhi Sumedh wha aake bolta " kya hua tapas??ghussa gye kya bina puche guitar ko hath lagaya toh??"

Ta- nhi...but i dnt like it
Mithan muh latkake idhar udhar dekhne lagta....aur bethane ke liye koi dur jagah tapas se...

Tapas ko samz jata ki vo phir behaviour se hurt kiya....

Sumedh- Mithan aao..tume recording room dikhata  .
 Mithan ek dam khush ho chala jata....
Tabhi Mirror ke andar recording room mai jata....mike rakhe dekh vo basuri nikal bajane lagta...

Bahar khade tapas aur sumedh ek dusare ko dekh bolte

Su- yeh apne band aa jaye toh??
Ta- ha..but he is not commercial player
Su- aaj isliye laya isse.....he want see our recording room...
Ta- ohhhhhh
Su- puchu isko ..
Ta- ha...


Tabhi....basuri niche rakha....mike ke pass apne otho ko le jake dhire gun gunata
" Tu mane ya na mane dil dara"

Dono bahar se dekhte rehete...jaise koi shock lag gya....

Gun gunane wali aawaj itni sweet....

Dono muh fade khade hote....aur bolte  " pura  toh gao"

Bus mithan pura gana ga deta..
Bich bich basuri bajake .....
Sumedh ko call aata aur vo call uthane bahar chala jata...


Mithan haske ek dam khush hoke bahar nikal aata.....andhere room mai ek 20 w ka zero light laga rheta...oreng si roshani jaha taha.....tapas bhi usse dekh halki hasi face par rakha bolta " kya hamare sath band mai gaoge?"

Mithan thoda pareshan ho jata...aur bolta " mai kisi ko guru mana hu...unhe yeh pasand nhi ki mai Gau...na hi paiso ke liye bech du"

Tapas vo bat sun Thoda pareshan ho jata..aur bolta " than ur talent?"

Mi- aage wala padhane mai Imandari dikha rha toh apan ne bhi thodi imandari rakhana..guru bohot milte par jo andar se vo aag jalaye aise kam... Mai apne guru ka uttaraadhikari hu...

Ta- I am sorry usdin ke liye...

Mithan has deta.....tapas uske pass aake hug kar leta....mithan bhi uski itni humble sorry ko dekh khush ho jata...

Sumedh bhi pichese aake hug kar leta....aur bolta " phir kab recording shuru kare"

Ta- nhi vo nhi aayga apne sath...

Sumedh thoda naraj hoke piche hatta jata....

Su- but yar ek Ganpati Stotram padhna hai...jo band ki shurwat mai bajayenge...
Ta- na usko jid na kar
Mi- nhi mai nhi guru ko dhokha de sakta...but i will help u for MahaGanpati Stotram
Ta- than f9


Par sumedh ke dimag aur chalne laga tha....
 2re din  mithan apni class khatam kar jaldi se Sumedh ki bike par bethane lagta....uske guru uski harkate dekh usse pass bulate...
Guru- konsi duniya mai ho?
Mi- kahi nhi guru..inko bas mai MahaGanpati Stotram sikha rha...
Guru- yeh ladka muze thik nhi lag rha...
Dono sumedh ko dekhne lagte...

Mi- nhi aisa nhi...bus help....plz
Guru- thik hai


Guru ke pair chu vo bike par betha nikal jata...Guru dev ko vo hatkat achi nhi lag rhi thi...kyu ki basuri se uska dhyan jo hatane laga....
Yha sumedh sikhne ke bahane sab record kar leta aur song bana dalta...
Yha  tapas aur mithan ache dost bana shuru ho gye....

Par dost yane kya???
Ek dusare ko dekh hasna....w8 karte rehene aane ka...
Mithan dhire dhire bat karna shuru karne laga....kabhi milke kabhi whtsapp par toh kabhi facebook par....dono bus yhi bat karte " kaha ho? Kya kar rhe? Khana hua?"
Dhire dhire vo milne lage...bina koi bahane ke...ek Din aya jab mithan ka bday aa gya....
Tapas soch mai gir gya ki apne dost ko gift kya du???
3rd September ka vo halka barish wala din tha....Tapas call kar bolta "chalo eve ko...mere taraf se dinner?"
Mithan bhi ha bol uske sath jane ke liye ready hoke..wait kar rha .....tapas usse lene gya....
Dono car mai betha dinner kaR ke aate....


Raste mai barish shuru hoti...tapas apne car chalane mai busy...yha aaiyne mai pad rhi barish ki bunde mithan dekh rha tha....uspar pad rhi aane wali car ki lights se water drop crystal ki tarah chamak rhe....
Mithan bolta " koi song chala do?"
Ta- konsa..
Mi- koi bhi...

Chandni film ka song redio par baj rha hota "lagi aaj phir vo sawan ki zadi"

Mithan gear par rakhe tapas ke hath ko pakad kar bolta " thanx for dinner"

Tapas hath hatake uska hath pakad bolta "acha laga dinner?"
Mi- ha


Dono ek dusare ko dekh hasne lagte
Mi- chalo kahi ghum aate
Ta- come to my home for night stay.
Mi- nhi....muze jana padega....
Ta- only one hours
Mithan raji ho jata...dono Tapas ke ghar chale jate...
Tapas ka bohot pyar ghar tha..badi si family thi uski...sab ko mil dono upar room gye...
Dono bed par betha jamin ko dekhne lage...
Tapas Mithan ka hath pakad bolta
" dont mind can i kiss u?"
Mithan "R u mad?"

Mithan wha se utha jata....aur niche utar paidal paidal apne ghar nikalne lagta...barish mai bhigte hue...
Tabhi pichese tapas aake usse rokta..
Tapas- kya hua???
Mi- tun muze gay bol rhe?
Ta- no
Mi- phir usdin jaise koi badala leke mera video bana rhe.
Ta- no yar...
Mi- tumhari gf hai...i knw
Ta- Gf koi badi bat nhi...U start liking u..even  jab tum basuri bajaye tab hi ache lagne lage....bus pass aana chahta...ab tum gay samzo ya kuch...
Mi- mai khud ko gay nhi samzta..
Ta- pyar karta hu...yeh mere side ka hai..tume karna ki ab tum jano...mai bol diya aage tumhari marji


Mithan wha se bhag jata....gile badan se ghar pohoch vo kapade nikal bathroom chala jata....jane vo kya sochane laga...
Dusare din subha TV on Music channel par khud ke aawaj ki Mahaganpati stotram song sun shock ho jata...aur basuri play bhi....video mai koi aur actor play kar rha tha....
Vo video dekh samz jata ki yeh sab tapas kiya hai....

Vo video Guru dekh  Lete...unko bas zatka sa lag attack aa jata...
Jisse unki death wahi ho jati...yeh news sab ko pata chalti....mithan rote rote apne guru ko atim vidai dene pohochta....
Kisi apne ka khone ka dard kya hota bas vo hi jane....wha uski atim vidai mai Tapas bhi uske sath dene aata....
Tapas ko kuch pata hi nhi tha....
Yha atim sanskar tak mithan ko sambhalte tapas reheta ..
Par jaise sab ghar jane ko nikalte.....jalti chita ke pass tapas aur mithan khade rehete...

Ta- chal ghar

Mithan palat ke ek thapad mar chilake bolta " bola tha maine meri aawaj record mat karna guru vo bardasht na kar paye ki mai unki kala bech diya"

Tapas gal par hath rakhta...ghusse mai mithan ko dekh bolta " konsa video??"
Mi- don't make me fool
Ta- r u crazy
Mi- yes ....mai legal case thokunga...
 Tapas wha se nikal jata...mithan ghusse mai Tapas ki complent police mai kar dets.....
Police ko chan bin mai pata chalta ki yeh sab Sumedh ka kiya dhara hai...
Yha mithan apne sab ghusaa jo tapas pai nikalta usse pachtava hota aur vo Tapas ko milne pohochta....
Par Tapas wha nhi milta....

Tapas ghusse mai ghar se nikal apni car ko tej tej kar chalata.....speed se control kho jata aur vo ped se takra jata ...
Log hospital le jate usse...uska pair aur sir par chot lag jati...

Mithan hospital pohochane se pehele tapas ki family aur gf aake rehete...
Mithan Tapas ko sorry bolta...
Par tapas mithan ko dekh yhi bolta "Plz meri Gf ko andar bhejo...I like u but tum bina jane blame kar dete ho...vo bhi 2-3 bar....ab itni problem hai...aage jake kitni hogi...sorry better hai abnormal relationship yhi brek kar dete"
Aur mithan wha se rote rote nikal jata...
Usse yeh dekh yakin hi nhi hua ki kisi ka pyar itne jaldi kam ho sakta……
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Over smart behavior always creat damage in
Relationship....
Some time thoda soch ke bola karo ki kya bol
rhe???kisse bol rhe??? Konse time bol rhe???
Muh se nikla word kabhi wapas nhi aa sakta...isliye express koi apna love tume kare..Nhi pasand tume....bade pyar se na bolo....uski insult na ho aise :)



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